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Wed Mar-21-07 08:37 PM
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"I hope a nervous, delicate god retracts my problem." |
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and other mondegreens thread, assholes.
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Wed Mar-21-07 08:54 PM
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Wed Mar-21-07 08:59 PM
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2. Hold me closer, Tony Danza. |
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Wed Mar-21-07 09:02 PM
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Wed Mar-21-07 09:03 PM
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Wed Mar-21-07 09:05 PM
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5. there's a bathroom on the right |
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Wed Mar-21-07 09:07 PM
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7. My 98's boomin' with the MonkeyFunk |
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all the jealous punks can't stop the dunk
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Wed Mar-21-07 09:14 PM
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8. but, i sho nuff got the junk in mah trunk |
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Wed Mar-21-07 09:06 PM
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6. Bacon Carrot Biscuits (aka "bakin' carrot biscuits" every day) |
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Thu Mar-22-07 12:45 PM
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9. Yeah, it's a good one. |
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Thu Mar-22-07 12:48 PM
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11. Take a can of biscuits... |
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that's how I used to sing it, anyway.
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Thu Mar-22-07 12:56 PM
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13. That's better, really. |
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Thu Mar-22-07 12:46 PM
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10. the jew will bother you a lot |
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Thu Mar-22-07 12:58 PM
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14. The backwards version is also a gold mine. |
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Thu Mar-22-07 04:23 PM
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21. it's much better than the forward version |
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Thu Mar-22-07 12:49 PM
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12. Come on baby, don't fear the reefer. |
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Thu Mar-22-07 01:42 PM
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15. Wrapped up like a douche into the woman on the right |
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Thu Mar-22-07 03:55 PM
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16. Ah, the Manfred Mann version |
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Thu Mar-22-07 05:58 PM
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23. Corn on... the cob... |
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Thu Mar-22-07 03:56 PM
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17. "Can you feel it? Can you feel it with your cockmeat?" |
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from "Dirt" by the Stooges.
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Thu Mar-22-07 03:57 PM
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Thu Mar-22-07 04:07 PM
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19. strange - I was just looking at some the other day |
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and thought of my own, from Crazy Little Thing Called Love.
ahem...
"She gives me hot cold pizza, she meets me in a cocoa shop"
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Thu Mar-22-07 04:08 PM
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20. 'scuse me, while I kiss this guy |
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Thu Mar-22-07 04:24 PM
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22. "Wrapped up like a douche" |
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Thu Mar-22-07 06:00 PM
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I don't know what the actual word are, but apparently its not living in smut.
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Thu Mar-22-07 08:23 PM
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25. Perhaps you mean "Eminence Front" by The Who? |
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The sun shines And people forget The spray flies as the speedboat glides And people forget, forget they're hiding The girls smile And people forget The snow packs as the skier tracks And people forget, forget they're hiding
{Refrain} Behind an eminence front Eminence front - it's a put on It's an eminence front It's an eminence front - it's a put on It's an eminence front Eminence front - it's a put on, eminence front It's an eminence front It's an eminence front - it's a put on It's a put on, it's a put on, it's a put on
Come and join the party Dress to kill Won't you come and join the party Dress to kill, dress to kill
The drinks flow People forget That big wheel spins, the hair thins People forget, forget they're hiding The news slows People forget The shares crash, hopes are dashed People forget, forget they're hiding.
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Come and join the party, dress to Come and join the party, dress to Come and join the party, dress to Come and join the party, dress to kill Dress yourself to kill
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Thu Mar-22-07 09:49 PM
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26. Does it sound like "living in smut"? |
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I just remember my date being really insulted when I said that. Mid eighties.
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Fri Mar-23-07 05:53 AM
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It's sounded like a lot of things to a lot of people. Check out The Archive of Misheard Lyrics for this and other songs.
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Fri Mar-23-07 06:03 AM
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28. Come On Baby - Do You Do Modern Dance? |
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Fri Mar-23-07 06:20 AM
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29. Become become become become become a comedian |
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