If Looks Could Kill (my SECOND Caption Post of Sunday Morning!)

[matcom]

:bounce:

[tedoll78]

1. Okay -

"Damn, that's a purty mouth!"

[tedoll78]

2. Another -

"Ooops - I crapped my pants!"

[underpants]

3. I'm RIGHT HERE you blind idiot

:bounce:

[dogman]

4. If he only had a brain.

[acmavm]

5. Now that the dumbest thing I've ever heard. I'm embarrassed to be in

the same room with this doofus, he makes us all look bad. But what can you expect from a guy who's mamma had to use flash cards to teach him his multiplication tables clear up to the seventh grade?

[cosmicdot]

6. O'Neill is thinking: it's like 'a blind man in a room of deaf people'

... you'd think having been CEO of Alcoa, I would have seen everything by now ... this absolutely beats any of the PR all-talk-no-walk schemes we tried there ... I can see this is going to be quite the education ... what a moron ... note to self, contact Ron Suskind ...

[teryang]

7. O'Neill publicly admitted

...that one of the regime's goals was to get rid of Social Security.

[AlGore-08.com]

8. O'Neill: Dubya, I served with Mike Hunt, I knew Mike Hunt - -

- - Mike Hunt was a friend of mine. Dubya, you are no Mike Hunt.

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

9. "Hmmm.....now I know why

my aluminum foil sales went up so high.....only something preposterous could explain how this schlub got here.

[cosmicdot]

10. I wear mine

:tinfoilhat:

[ElsewheresDaughter]

11. O'Neil: "what's that in his ear?...holy crap Karl?...Woodruff was right "

[11 Bravo]

12. Damn! I really can look in one ear and see out the other!

n/t

[skip fox]

13. O'Neill is thinking: "Well, I'll bet if you took every 3rd word he

uttered and then added and rearranged words to make grammatically
correct syntactical strings . . . well, you might get something resembling
the literate. . . . No? Well, then I'll bet if you took every 4th word he . . ."