HOT repairman just showed up.

[crim son]

I flirted with him and escorted him downstairs to the furnace, then came back upstairs to do some work. On the way into the livingroom I passed a mirror. Yikes! I haven't showered in two days, I slathered lotion all over my face this a.m., my youngest kid and I had a tickling fight before lunch so my already greasy hair fell out of its ponytail. And, I'm wearing my glasses. I just flirted with the HOT repairman looking like this:

:rofl:

[datasuspect]

1. when i made that call

and you answered the door, i thought, "damn, she's a sho fine missus in them skin tight britches."

[crim son]

5. Yeah you did!

[datasuspect]

18. you're very attractive

but then i dig chicks with glasses.

[crim son]

20. Thank you. Maybe I should wear them out and about more often.

I happen to like men in glasses too.

[datasuspect]

22. well i have perfect vision

so good that i can see . . . never mind

old joke i just remembered.

[MissMillie]

2. you look great!

:hi:

I'm sure he thought so too.

[crim son]

8. I think not.

I didn't take a full-body shot. I've been housecleaning so I'm wearing a v. interesting outfit too... it's an exercise in humility, it is. :D

[SPKrazy]

3. *thud*

where am i?

oh it's you crimmie

*thud*

sorry, i even think you are cute like that!

:loveya:

[crim son]

9. You're just crazy

and sweet. :hug:

[SPKrazy]

12. crazy yes...

sweet yes...

*thud*

ur cute!

I mean I always saw you as "hawt" but you ur cute

damn

;)

[crim son]

15. I'm way more cute than hawt.

I'm only hawt when you're drunk!

[SPKrazy]

16. Since I Don't Drink...

then how come I see you hawt sometimes?

but cute now?

:silly:

:shrug:

:loveya:

heading out to the zoo!

[crim son]

17. Say hi to the ostriches for me.

:hi:

[SPKrazy]

19. Will do!

me, I'm going to see the polar bears...


:hi:

[SPKrazy]

42. There were none to be found there that I could see...

does this mean I'm in double denial?

:shrug:

[GalleryGod]

65. Is that English?

:wtf:

[amitten]

4. Sex-ay!

(Actually, it could be a lot worse!)

:D

[crim son]

10. I suppose so.

I could have just vomited all over myself or something. :P

[Midlodemocrat]

6. Probably the hottest repair call he's had all day. You look great!

[crim son]

11. You are always kind to me, Midlo.

:pals:

[ThomCat]

7. So tuck your hair back, rinse off the lotion

and he'll want to hang out for a while. :9

You really are very attractive. :loveya:

[crim son]

13. ...

:loveya: :hug: :loveya: :hug: :loveya: :hug:

No hot water... can't wash this stuff off my face, hehe. Maybe I can retain his phone number and call him back on Monday for a discussion of my "heating options". :evilgrin:

[ThomCat]

14. That sounds like a plan.

With a bit of luck, this might lead to a very Hot summer. :9

[mwdem]

21. ...and could you please sneak a pic of said hot repairman?

You look great, as always!:hi:

[crim son]

23. I'm hiding from him right now.

As he leaves I'll see if I can get a butt-shot. :D

[mwdem]

24. Butt shots are always good!

As long as there is no crack.:P

[crim son]

25. No, this particular repairman has class

& well-fitted jeans.

[mwdem]

26. ....waiting for pic, then.

:thumbsup:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

35. POST, damn you.

:P

[crim son]

36. He left through the basement door w/out saying goodbye.

They work for the company that delivers our oil so I guess we'll be billed. Darnit!

[KG]

27. i'd hit it!

woof! :hi:

[crim son]

31. Bwahahaha!

Thanks. Betcha wouldn't! :hi:

[MonkeyFunk]

28. You're supposed to put on

a negligee and high heels when a hot repairman's coming over. I saw it in a movie.

[crim son]

32. How was I to know he was gonna be hot?

Also, w/out hot water I'd be a stinking, greasy woman in a dirty negligee. It wouldn't have worked.

[SoCalDem]

43. Or a french maid's outfit

:)

[TommyO]

29. Where's the picture of the hot repairman?

Those of us who can appreciate great fitting jeans want to see it.

[crim son]

33. I fully intended to attempt a shot through the window

but they left w/out notice. Damn. :(

[Jimbo S]

30. One lucky repair dude.

[crim son]

34. ...to have escaped with his virtue, yes, I'd say he is lucky.

:P Hi Jimbo S. :hi:

[RetroLounge]

37. "I never thought it would happen to me..."

so begins the repair man's letter to Penthouse Forum...

:rofl:

You be hot no matter what!

RL

[CaliforniaPeggy]

38. Goddamn it, woman!

You are gorgeous!

When are you going to start believing us?

That repairman was damn lucky, IMHO...

Hope your hot water is now working...

:hug:

[crim son]

40. Ha, I will never believe you because I have eyes.

But yes, the hot water is working! I'm about to shower, having scrubbed and vacuumed for the showing tomorrow. Also, it's a beautiful day and I have all the downstairs windows open. Life is good. :hug:

[GalleryGod]

66. Ever think he just MIGHT have a Hot Girlfriend waiting for him at home?

:shrug:

Truly, you folks should ask he Klingon's for help in getting out of this universe (and past the Frontier) more often. Really? Or as Lynnesin would say, "Seriously!"

[underpants]

39. Dear Penthous Forum I never thought I'd be writing you but you will never believe what happened ...

to me last week.

I once read a really funny article by a guy who was very disappointed that his choosing a career in plumbing wasn't anywhere near as lust filled as porn had lead him to expect.

:rofl:

Btw- NICE!

[Debi]

41. Maybe he likes 'real' women - not those fashion magazine-types

:shrug:

[crim son]

45. I'm both.

I know it's hard to tell by the picture. :P

[1gobluedem]

44. Maybe the guy from Freeport moved to Bangor

You look way better than I did during the coffeepot incident.

[crim son]

46. I vaguely remember what you're talking about, but not quite.

Do tell. :hi:

[1gobluedem]

48. Couldn't figure out how to use the coffeemaker at the Freeport Hampton

Front desk sent the most gorgeous rugged handyman to show me instead of just telling me that it was a one-cup machine that didn't need a pot. I was in true hell-hag mode; pajamas, robe, glasses, hair every which way, etc. I looked for him later after I was presentable but, alas, he was nowhere to be found.

[crim son]

49. That's right!!

And I said I'd have to take a trip a few miles south! I have a terrible memory, don't take it personally. :hi:

[Deja Q]

47. You look GREAT!! And greasy can be good too!

:evilgrin:

[crim son]

50. Aw, get OUTTA here!

:loveya:

I can't any more remember what grease is good for. :P

[Deja Q]

53. Grease is good for french fries, hot dogs, sauerkraut, lubrication...

:blush:

But I'm not over there so I can't get out! :D

[crim son]

54. Too bad...

:evilgrin:

[Scooter24]

51. Oh crimson..

you should always remember some basic rules for when you're around hotties...

Check your hair, check your makeup, check your teeth, check your clothes, wear a pushup bra.

You are then free to flirt. :rofl:

Take it from me, I used to live in a condo that had a hot young doorman that worked in the evenings. I would always ask him to help me up with my groceries even if I could get them all by myself :evilgrin: He so knew I was flirting with him too and I always made sure I looked good before getting out of the car lol

And he was a great guy to know as well. I got him a Playstation 3 for Christmas that year and have met him at the club on a handful of occasions.

[crim son]

55. You're right, of course.

The thing is, I look at the mirror twice a day, while I brush my teeth, unless I'm going somewhere special in which case I will dedicate an entire half-hour to the mirror. What can I say? I've been married for too long to remember how to get it together!

[ornotna]

52. You look great

I'd go downstairs and work on your firebox any day.

:evilgrin:


:P

[crim son]

57. My.

Help. I think my firebox is broken! :rofl: :eyes:

[bigwillq]

56. Any pics of him?

:evilgrin: :shrug:


:hi:

[crim son]

58. I had every intention of taking one as he left the house

but he and his assistant-dude left through the back door without saying goodbye. He looked quite a bit like Orlando Bloom. *sigh*

[bigwillq]

60. So he was cute.

That's cool.

:)

[crim son]

61. I am exceedingly selective.

Of course he was cute.

[Schema Thing]

59. Hey babe, the cheesy porn music started when I looked at your pic

...so go ahead and drop some laundry in his field of vision.

[crim son]

62. Had you been there with your encouragement at the time of the OP

I might have! No, not really. :)

[Schema Thing]

63. And by "encouragement"

you obviously meant either "camera" or "eager, probing tongue" :P~



damn I'm lascivious tonight!


wellp, g'bye lounge, I'm off to have a night of chile con carnal pleasure

[GalleryGod]

64. Welp...No Porn Film Outcome for you today.

You never know when Mr. Right will strike or where?:wtf:

[crim son]

68. Aw, GG.

Are we having a grouchy morning? Did somebody leave a participle dangling where you could see it? Lighten up, dude. "Seriously."
:hi:

[Maineiac]

67. Damn work

I miss all the good posts. You had a hot looking man trapped in your basement and you never emailed me. I could have come over and sat on the bulk head doors to keep him from escaping.

[crim son]

76. You told me that obscenity and lewdness would be caught

by the mail-filter, so I was afraid to email you. :7

[leftofthedial]

69. he didn't mind

[crim son]

70. No, but Gallery God did!

:(

:rofl:

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

71. Jeebus crim son, you look hot as hell!

And that smile ... pure lust and evil intent.

One sexy beyatch!

:bounce:

nice picture

[crim son]

72. Do I detect sarcasm?

In the picture, the look in my eyes was "Damn, you're a freak." :hi: :D

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

73. Nope, not at all.

I just called it like I saw it.

:hi:

[Guava Jelly]

74. That was you??

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6345402
Small world

[crim son]

75. I think I just wet myself.

:rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

77. you may need another shower

:hi:

[bridgit]

78. oh...so you claim a "HOT repairman" shows up and all we get is your...

greasy hair & two day olfactory 'allure', this thread is worthless without a pic of said "HOT repairman", harrumph!!

[crim son]

79. I tend to agree and have apologized for the oversight

several times on the thread. Both women and men were clamoring for a photo while he was here!

[bridgit]

80. geawd i'm serious, i had a cable guy in here once all strut'n his stuff...

flexing his muscles in a tight little t-shirt, bending down low & slow like some Chippendale dancer and i was all like, "Dude, are you going to fix my broadband connection or ask me to marry you WTF!"

turns out in spite of all his alleged 'hotness' he was unable to perform after all :rofl:

[crim son]

81. Unable to perform on your broadband connection,

I assume. :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

82. I Took It

that way...
:shrug:


but ya never know :rofl:

[crim son]

83. Hey schweetie.

I haven't seen you around today. How are you?

[SPKrazy]

84. been doin'

okay

took a :boring: nap

[crim son]

85. Me too. My GERD is acting up

so I didn't sleep last night. I'll sleep well tonight though because I'll take something to knock me out. Are you feeling well? I hope so.

[SPKrazy]

86. ...

not especially, but I can't put my finger on it, just tired and feel worn out...

hope your GERD is better... I don't know what would knock me out short of demerol LOL

[bridgit]

87. yes dear, it is all very simple, thank the goddess i don't cum here for...

existential validation :rofl: :hi:

[philosophie_en_rose]

88. Sounds like the beginnings of a frisky video.

*bow chicka wow wow*

:)

[bridgit]

89. i think that's the part we're supposed to fill in...