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Fri Aug-01-03 11:22 PM
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If you pull a fly's wings off |
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does that turn him into a "walk"?
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Fri Aug-01-03 11:27 PM
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1. Why do you park in a driveway... |
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Fri Aug-01-03 11:30 PM
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GoddessOfGuinness
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Fri Aug-01-03 11:56 PM
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6. I've often wondered about that.. |
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Fri Aug-01-03 11:32 PM
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a 'crawl'. And they make a better pet.
lord my life has failed...
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Fri Aug-01-03 11:52 PM
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5. Some of them are kind of pretty... |
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With shiny gold, green or blue bodies...
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Fri Aug-01-03 11:50 PM
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4. Actually, they're called "BUZZERS" |
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Sat Aug-02-03 12:31 AM
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7. When I saw the title of this thread....... |
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.....I thought somehow Katherine Harris had gotten into the forum.
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Sat Aug-02-03 12:58 AM
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8. You must be * or some other perverted mass-murderer |
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Sat Aug-02-03 08:06 AM
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If YOU pull a fly's wings off....
I'd never perform such a heinous atrocity!
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Sat Aug-02-03 08:13 AM
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10. If you yell "JUMP!" to a frog, he jumps. |
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If you remove one back leg and yell "JUMP!", he jumps. If you remove the other back leg and yell "JUMP!', he doesn't jump. Conclusion: If you remove a frog's back legs he goes deaf. ;-)
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Sat Aug-02-03 11:30 PM
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That's pretty damned brilliant!
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Sat Aug-02-03 09:15 AM
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11. i don't pull their wings off, i feed them whole to my .. |
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Sat Aug-02-03 09:53 AM
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12. What do you call a dog with no legs? |
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Nothing, he won't come anyway.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
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Sat Aug-02-03 11:54 AM
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Edited on Sat Aug-02-03 11:54 AM by Best_man23
Bad one there rustydog.
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Sat Aug-02-03 11:34 PM
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18. I thought you called him Cigarette and took him for a drag.. |
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Sat Aug-02-03 11:56 AM
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14. Ever try putting a leash on a wingless fly? |
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:evilgrin:
Do the wings grow back?
Do the wings taste delicious?
Are they an aphrodesiac?
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Sat Aug-02-03 11:34 PM
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16. I read an article about 18th century Cremonese violin makers |
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that mentioned frequent use of crushed insect wings in their varnish...
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Sat Aug-02-03 11:34 PM
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17. well, I never did.... |
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...but this kid in my high school did. In one of our yearbooks, a note from the teacher was printed. It said, ______- ________ catches flies and then ties a string around the fly's neck as recreation during math class. If he does this again, I will send him directly to the principal's office."
The wings won't grow back once they are removed. I avoided a case of dysentery by not tasting the wings, so I don't know how they taste. :evilgrin:
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