NewWaveChick1981
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Sat Mar-24-07 06:23 PM
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I don't have a penis, and I don't need directions. |
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:P I know what to do. :rofl:
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Deja Q
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Sat Mar-24-07 06:25 PM
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1. Well, I don't have a spare, but you could probably use mine if you were curious... |
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The directions, that is... last I heard you've already got hitched to a... complete with man attached! (Getting these things ala carte is sooooo impossible! :evilgrin: )
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NewWaveChick1981
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Sat Mar-24-07 06:27 PM
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2. Thanks, HT. I'll keep that in mind. |
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:P :rofl: If I need your directions, I know where to find you. :hi: And you're right about the a la carte thing... :rofl:
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Deja Q
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Sat Mar-24-07 06:47 PM
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5. Well, some men are cool... |
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Edited on Sat Mar-24-07 06:47 PM by HypnoToad
I just haven't found the right one and for reasons I've said some time ago, I'm just not interested in them anymore. :)
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NewWaveChick1981
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Sun Mar-25-07 06:12 AM
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15. True. Don't give up yet, though, HT. |
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Sat Mar-24-07 06:34 PM
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3. Well you certainly deserve one then. |
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That sniveling weakling Omphalokepsis is turning his in on Monday.
Consider it yours. :toast:
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NewWaveChick1981
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Sat Mar-24-07 06:40 PM
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Sat Mar-24-07 06:52 PM
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6. It'll be fully reconditioned |
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and just like new when you pick it up.
Use it wisely. :hi:
Obviously, it comes with no directions. :)
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NewWaveChick1981
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Sat Mar-24-07 07:19 PM
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:spray: :rofl: "Just Like New"... :P I won't worry about the directions too much...
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Sat Mar-24-07 06:57 PM
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I hate your copycat prowess. I will finish my beer, masturbate, and take a nap.
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Sat Mar-24-07 07:02 PM
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Sat Mar-24-07 07:04 PM
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9. Instead of a nap, I'd use google to find other ways |
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to masturbate.
I expect to see your penis on my desk Monday morning.
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Sat Mar-24-07 07:05 PM
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Sat Mar-24-07 07:10 PM
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12. That would be an "Oh dear" moment, wouldn't it? |
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Edited on Sat Mar-24-07 07:11 PM by sammythecat
"Oh dear"
:rofl:
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Sat Mar-24-07 07:08 PM
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11. Do my math homework... |
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When you are done I will mail you more math homework.
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NewWaveChick1981
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Sat Mar-24-07 07:18 PM
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13. So you're not giving yours up, eh? |
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:hi: :rofl: I can't help it if I'm a copycat goddess... :P :rofl:
Enjoy your sordid evening... :P :evilgrin:
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