Norwegian Skydiver Moons Cop - Arrested

[matcom]

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DELAND, Fla. -- A visiting Norwegian skydiver was arrested after exposing his buttocks to a police officer.

An arrest report said Vegard Svarstad was blocking traffic at a DeLand intersection early Saturday. When police Lieutenant David Heinig stopped at the intersection, he told Svarstad to continue across the street.

Instead, Heinig said the man started to dance around, pulled down his pants and mooned the officer.

Svarstad was charged with disorderly intoxication and taken to jail on a $250 bond. At a first-appearance hearing later Saturday, Svarstad said he was preparing to return to Norway.

A State Attorney's spokeswoman said prosecutors decided that his night in jail was sufficient punishment. They dropped the charge and released him.

http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/11401504/detail.html

[MonkeyFunk]

1. A visiting skydiver?

Reminds of the old joke...

Two old men are sitting on a park bench. One says:

Ecch. I spent 40 years building the best boats in the state. But do they call me Arnie the boatbuilder? Noooo!

For all my life, I've given to charities, but do they call me Arnie the philanthropist? Noooo!

But you suck one cock...