MonkeyFunk
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Tue Mar-27-07 11:21 AM
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Tell me your tales.
In the early 80s, I adopted a kitten. When I got home he bit me.
16 years later, I had him killed.
Don't fuck with me.
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La Lioness Priyanka
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Tue Mar-27-07 11:22 AM
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you are on a roll today :rofl:
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taterguy
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Tue Mar-27-07 11:25 AM
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2. I was really thirsty one day I went out and got a tasty beverage |
Serendipitous
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Tue Mar-27-07 11:52 AM
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About 2 1/2 weeks ago... I was getting harassing phone calls from my ex's ex... very weird, VERY disturbing, very hateful and very immature. She was very drunk.
The following night, I get a text message from ex that tells me the caller was on her way to the ER, quite ill.
My replies to ex included:
"I'll send flowers, tell her to hold her breath until they arrive."
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La Lioness Priyanka
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Tue Mar-27-07 11:54 AM
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:rofl:
the lounge is hillarious today.
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Serendipitous
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Tue Mar-27-07 12:29 PM
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5. I withheld on echoing her sentiments to me of the previous night... |
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hoping I "die a miserable death".
See? I was kind and compassionate, right?
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