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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-28-07 08:47 AM Original message |
Cats will start eating the corpse of their owner before dogs will |
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The Velveteen Ocelot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-28-07 08:50 AM Response to Original message |
1. That's because cats are clean, fastidious animals |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-28-07 08:50 AM Response to Reply #1 |
2. Well played |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-28-07 08:55 AM Response to Reply #1 |
4. ...on the premise that if it turns out not be food, you can always throw it up later. |
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Orsino (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-28-07 10:05 AM Response to Reply #4 |
5. And then you can enjoy it again, still later. n/t |
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racaulk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-28-07 11:38 AM Response to Reply #4 |
10. Not true! |
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sammythecat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-28-07 01:13 PM Response to Reply #10 |
19. True. One of mine is a "puker". |
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ChickMagic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-30-07 12:05 PM Response to Reply #1 |
42. That reminds me of Elaine Boosler |
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Akoto (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-28-07 08:55 AM Response to Original message |
3. Cats want to eat you RIGHT NOW. |
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Orsino (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-28-07 10:06 AM Response to Reply #3 |
6. Well, not instantly. Play time first. Then eat. n/t |
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China_cat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-28-07 10:06 AM Response to Reply #3 |
7. I had one cat who would lick your skin |
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ganeshji (401 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-28-07 10:40 AM Response to Reply #7 |
8. I have a cat that does the same thing. |
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racaulk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-28-07 11:41 AM Response to Reply #8 |
11. My cats like to lick me too. |
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stuntcat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-28-07 11:44 AM Response to Reply #7 |
12. one of mine licks me! |
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China_cat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-28-07 11:54 AM Response to Reply #12 |
14. Spike didn't just lick. |
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racaulk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-28-07 01:21 PM Response to Reply #12 |
22. She's not showing you love. |
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The Velveteen Ocelot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-28-07 08:49 PM Response to Reply #7 |
28. I have a licker, too. |
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stuntcat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-28-07 08:59 PM Response to Reply #28 |
29. maybe it's like |
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stuntcat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-28-07 09:00 PM Response to Reply #29 |
30. (she's NOT a biter btw) |
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The Velveteen Ocelot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-28-07 10:13 PM Response to Reply #29 |
34. Does she use the spoon? |
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stuntcat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-28-07 10:54 PM Response to Reply #34 |
41. She would if she could make it work |
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NorthernSpy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-28-07 11:22 AM Response to Original message |
9. not necessarily: dogs have been known kill their people, and immediately start the feasting... |
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Shell Beau (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-28-07 12:52 PM Response to Reply #9 |
18. REally? I haven't ever heard of such! |
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NorthernSpy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-28-07 02:56 PM Response to Reply #18 |
27. it's SHOCKING... because it's true! |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-28-07 11:45 AM Response to Original message |
13. My cat doesn't wait until I'm dead, she just bites off hunks whenever she wants. |
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Lex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-28-07 11:56 AM Response to Original message |
15. My cat is way more finicky than that. |
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-28-07 11:56 AM Response to Original message |
16. My cats will eat the fibers of the broom first |
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Shell Beau (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-28-07 12:50 PM Response to Original message |
17. Hahaha!! And as a dog owner, I believe it! |
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kwassa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-28-07 01:15 PM Response to Original message |
20. My cat nips my kneecaps |
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Reverend_Smitty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-28-07 01:18 PM Response to Original message |
21. score one for Oasis! |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-28-07 01:36 PM Response to Original message |
23. No they will not so stop saying that! |
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Demoiselle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-28-07 10:12 PM Response to Reply #23 |
33. Cats don't have owners. They have staff. (eom) |
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ChickMagic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-28-07 01:39 PM Response to Original message |
24. I heard a story on the news this morning |
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Beausoleil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-28-07 01:56 PM Response to Original message |
25. Don't know where you heard it - |
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Forkboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-28-07 02:00 PM Response to Original message |
26. And I'd eat one before they would...so? |
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BuelahWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-28-07 09:02 PM Response to Original message |
31. Well if I'm dead, why should I care? |
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mentalsolstice (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-28-07 09:04 PM Response to Original message |
32. I was wondering about this, just this morning! |
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dpbrown (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-28-07 10:14 PM Response to Original message |
35. No surprise there |
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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-28-07 10:15 PM Response to Original message |
36. Yep, because cats start BEFORE their owners are deceased. |
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kedrys (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-28-07 10:17 PM Response to Original message |
37. which explains the "are you white or dark meat?" looks i get |
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Generic Brad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-28-07 10:19 PM Response to Original message |
38. Now there's a cheery thought |
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Critters2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-28-07 10:31 PM Response to Original message |
39. Two of my cats have been inside and spoiled their whole lives |
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GoddessOfGuinness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-28-07 10:47 PM Response to Original message |
40. Cats believe that in eating your corpse, |
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madinmaryland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-30-07 12:37 PM Response to Original message |
43. And I needed to know this why? |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-30-07 12:38 PM Response to Original message |
44. Likely from me - I hate cats |
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hippiechick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-30-07 12:41 PM Response to Original message |
45. I believe it: I HATE cats! |
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