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Wed Mar-28-07 12:47 PM
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Tell a fib about yourself that you wouldn't mind being the truth. |
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Wed Mar-28-07 12:48 PM
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2. I slept with one of my high school teachers |
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Wed Mar-28-07 12:50 PM
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Wed Mar-28-07 01:29 PM
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28. She was actually very much a WASP |
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But, well, you don't want to know
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Wed Mar-28-07 01:31 PM
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29. Oh but I do want to know, as does all of our studio audience. |
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Wed Mar-28-07 02:47 PM
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48. One weekend she asked me to do some yard work for her . . . |
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Her husband was out of town.
Now if you'll excuse me I have to go find some tissue. I've made a bit of a mess while reliving that magical day.
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Wed Mar-28-07 03:00 PM
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54. Groomed the Spanish Teacher's lawn eh? |
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Wed Mar-28-07 12:50 PM
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My husband and I have fallen in love again. |
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Wed Mar-28-07 12:51 PM
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Wed Mar-28-07 12:51 PM
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6. i am getting legally married summer of 08, in nyc and in india. |
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Wed Mar-28-07 12:52 PM
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Wed Mar-28-07 12:51 PM
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9. I had a wild night in Vegas with George Clooney |
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Wed Mar-28-07 12:53 PM
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12. Weird. His fib is that he had one with you. |
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Wed Mar-28-07 12:55 PM
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13. He can spread that one around all he wants! |
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Wed Mar-28-07 02:44 PM
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47. I read it on a Mens Room Wall. |
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Wed Mar-28-07 12:53 PM
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and am fabulously wealthy, don't pay taxes, but support several worthwhile charities that engage in liberal causes, particularly the environment, women's issues, and keeping jobs in the US!
I'd also employ a lot of people so I could be one of those who actually keep jobs in the US!
Oh, and that I've got a great and successful relationship and we are very happy!
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Wed Mar-28-07 12:56 PM
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14. I'm married to Viggo Mortensen |
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:hi:
(I had to edit because someone got to GC before I did)
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Wed Mar-28-07 12:58 PM
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16. Do you know that he had a wild night in Vegas with skygazer? |
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Wed Mar-28-07 01:03 PM
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He said he was single! :grr:
Viggo and I are just friends. Honest. O8)
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Wed Mar-28-07 01:09 PM
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21. George will be crushed. |
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Wed Mar-28-07 01:10 PM
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23. well he would have been |
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w/ me anyway.... (ok that was a bad pun about my weight...)
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Wed Mar-28-07 12:57 PM
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15. I won the lottery and can retire. |
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Wed Mar-28-07 12:59 PM
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It took me to my current age to decide what I wanted to be when I grow up. The answer is: retired.
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Wed Mar-28-07 01:55 PM
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:P That's my choice for the best fib I can tell that I really wish would come true.
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Wed Mar-28-07 12:59 PM
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18. I am a smooth talking ladies man |
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Wed Mar-28-07 01:26 PM
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26. Leon Phelps, is that you? |
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Wed Mar-28-07 01:01 PM
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19. My folks left me a million dollars. nt |
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Wed Mar-28-07 01:10 PM
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22. I'm walking to the pub |
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with my fiddle for a session, a bowl of lamb stew and a Guinness.
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Wed Mar-28-07 01:17 PM
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25. I bring in the noise AND the funk. |
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Wed Mar-28-07 01:32 PM
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30. I broke up with my ex-wife before we got married |
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I'd probably have a lot more money in my savings account now...
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Wed Mar-28-07 01:33 PM
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31. I developed a cure for HIV. |
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Wed Mar-28-07 01:42 PM
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Wish I had thought of it.
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Wed Mar-28-07 01:53 PM
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I wish it were true, believe me.
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Wed Mar-28-07 01:34 PM
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32. I'm in better shape at 40 than I was at 30 |
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Wed Mar-28-07 01:44 PM
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35. (actually, this is way true for me) |
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Wed Mar-28-07 01:59 PM
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44. Unfortunately, not for me |
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Throughout my 20s, I exercised regularly. However, my ex-wife was so demanding of my time, that I rarely got a chance to get out to exercise... and, then after I got divorced and went out & had some fun, I met my 2nd wife and also found a new job - unfortunately, the new job was extremely demanding and I couldn't exercise much at all... and, then a little over a year after I got married to my 2nd wife, we had a baby and that kept me from exercising much at all as well as well.
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Wed Mar-28-07 01:43 PM
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34. I only need three home runs to break Hank Aaron's record. |
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Wed Mar-28-07 01:46 PM
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36. I made out with John Kerry last week. |
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But apparently he's married to some brilliant, beautiful philanthropist, so it was just a one-time fling. Sigh.
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Wed Mar-28-07 02:05 PM
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46. So that's why John has had a long face lately. |
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Wed Mar-28-07 05:07 PM
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62. I thought it was because he accidently destroyed the universe on Monday next year. |
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Wed Mar-28-07 01:48 PM
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37. ohiosmith asked me to marry him and I said yes. |
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Wed Mar-28-07 01:49 PM
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39. well.. he's massively wonderful |
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Wed Mar-28-07 01:48 PM
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38. Researchers just found a way to cure all causes of chronic pain |
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and I'm scheduled for treatment tomorrow! :woohoo:
Now, who wants to come with me!
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Wed Mar-28-07 01:55 PM
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41. Al Gore is my president |
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and everyone else in the United States too.
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Wed Mar-28-07 01:59 PM
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43. I worked for Howard Dean in New Hampshire in 2003 |
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Wed Mar-28-07 02:57 PM
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49. I look just like George Clooney |
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Wed Mar-28-07 02:58 PM
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50. well, you'd certainly have many of us swooning |
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by the look of this thread anyway.
(BTW... I'm sure you look just fine!)
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Wed Mar-28-07 03:00 PM
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52. Did I have a wild night in Vegas with you? |
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Wed Mar-28-07 02:59 PM
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51. I welcomed miss_american_pie and her kids to Milwaukee |
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and we're getting hitched this summer...
RL
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Wed Mar-28-07 05:03 PM
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61. And I get to give a toast at the wedding. |
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Wed Mar-28-07 03:00 PM
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53. I need to gain weight |
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Wed Mar-28-07 03:02 PM
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is right where I want it to be!
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Wed Mar-28-07 03:29 PM
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57. i ran away when i was 16. |
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Wed Mar-28-07 04:55 PM
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59. I believe in polygamy and love to engage in threesomes. |
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Sorry, I'm a bit fatigued today... (for entirely different reasons...)
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Wed Mar-28-07 05:01 PM
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60. Supposed to be a fib HypnoToad. |
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Wed Mar-28-07 05:09 PM
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64. I spend my free time saving lives, solving crimes and rescuing people. |
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Wed Mar-28-07 05:11 PM
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65. I was in San Francisco 40 years ago today. |
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Wed Mar-28-07 06:40 PM
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67. I'm beautiful and men love me. |
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:shrug: (Well, it's true for the few who really count, I suppose...)
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Wed Mar-28-07 07:05 PM
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68. I play second base for the Yankees. |
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70. I am fluent in 5 languages. |
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Wed Mar-28-07 07:38 PM
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71. I just won the lottery and have retired to NC! |
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Wed Mar-28-07 08:57 PM
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72. I'm debt-free and can afford the vacation to the UK that I am planning. n/t |
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Wed Mar-28-07 09:03 PM
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73. I can't believe that I gave yet another billion dollars to PETA. |
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Combined with the $6 billion I gave to HSUS and the $4 billion I gave to build the "flvegan wing" at Farm Sanctuary, Tampa, I'm giving a lot of money away. I hope that The Spring (battered womens shelter) can get by with the $10 billion I gave them and that FoodNotBombs can do some good with the $10 billion I gave them. Then, there's that damnable condominium community I developed for the homeless here. I'm just glad I have 57 other communities asking me how the hell I did it.
Did I even get a receipt from the ACLU? Friggin ingrates...$20 billion in donations and I don't even have my own website.
I also bench pressed then drank Stone Cold Steve Austin under the table. F'ing lightweight.
Oh, well.
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