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Lautremont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-29-07 12:24 PM
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A friend of mine, notorious for his lowbrow eating habits, has acquired
a Chester Fryer. That's bad enough, but he now plans to Chester fry everything he eats, including pizza pops. The very thought of a Chester fried pizza pop makes me feel like my arteries are hardening to concrete. And what he doesn't Chester fry, he grills on his George Foreman grill and THEN Chester fries.

Anyone else know someone with a Chester fryer? Do they use it this much? Can it be healthy?
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-29-07 12:30 PM
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1. I don't even know what a Chester Fryer is
But I know the type of person you speak of. I have a friend back home who has horrible eating habits - he eats tons of fried food and drinks far too much. AND he puts a ton of salt in his beer. :puke:

He is overweight, has an extremely red face and looks like he's going to explode any minute (which is what happened to his father in his mid-40's).

Really, it doesn't look like a fun way to live to me. :shrug:
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Lautremont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-29-07 12:33 PM
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2. A Chester fryer is a device whose reason for being
seems to be to squeeze as much oil into the foods it fries. It's really just a brand of deep fryer, I guess, but probably the worst, leat healthy one there is.

I forgot to mention: my friend also Chester fries Mars bars. Hurl!
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amitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-29-07 12:35 PM
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3. I had some distant relatives that fried everything they ate.
They had a thing called a Fry Daddy and then another smaller Fry Baby.

They fried even the vegetables at every meal.

The husband just fell down dead one day. The wife said, "The doctor said his heart just exploded. He was dead before he hit the floor!"

:scared:
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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-29-07 12:36 PM
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4. Theres a restaurant chain in Korea called "Chester Fried Chicken"
Edited on Thu Mar-29-07 12:37 PM by AllegroRondo
now I know what they meant!

All this time, I thought it referred to the guy who started the place.

Now I just have to find out what "Donkey Fried Chicken" referred to.
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