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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-30-07 11:21 AM
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Please remember as you blissfully go through your day
Edited on Fri Mar-30-07 11:21 AM by underpants
Please

Please

Please

GET OUT OF THE DAMNED WAY!!!

:grr:

Everyone and I mean EVERYONE is just in some sort of hazing dream like state out there today. I understand that it is a beautiful warm spring day but you don't have to stop and smell EVERY flower. Seriously if you find yourself driving at or near the speed limit PULL OVER AND GET OUT OF THE WAY highway onramps are there to work up to the highway speed not to just continue on as if you didn't want to tip over the damned bong.

Morons all of them-I identified at least 50 today alone.
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photogirl12 Donating Member (887 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-30-07 11:23 AM
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1. Ha!
That was my day yesterday!! Everyone was doing 40 in the 55!!! Ummm...yes...excuse me...yes you there in front of me....if you aren't going to go the speed limit....please pull over and get outof my way!!!!
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-30-07 11:37 AM
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5. I 64 and 95 merge three lanes wide 50 MPH
:grr:

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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-30-07 11:24 AM
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2. Damn, underpants... You must have been on the same road I was this morning coming into work.
:grr: :mad: My husband's assessment of people who drive like total morons and/or drive as slow as molasses is, "They must have Jesus on their minds." :rofl: I think that's from an old Eddie Murphy bit, but it's totally accurate. :P
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-30-07 11:36 AM
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3. "I wonder what he meant by blowing his horn like that?"
"I dunno Harold let's ask Jesus"

(cue the choir-light breaking through the clouds)

"Jesus here what he meant was you need to get your head out of your a** and stop driving like an old lady. The gas is the one on the right for crying out loud"

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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-30-07 11:38 AM
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6. ...
:spray: :rofl: Score one for Jesus! :thumbsup:
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deepthought42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-30-07 11:36 AM
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4. You've been driving around Baltimore?
lol freaking idiots. And no, you cannot turn left from the far right lane that heads straight... :grr:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-30-07 11:40 AM
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7. I lived there for a year
Coming up Calvert Street everyone and I mean EVERYONE doing 50 MPH on a tight city street. Now THAT'S driving!!!

I had little problem with Balmore drivers.

That move you described is the classic I95 move. Go from the far left lane all the way to the right (3,4,ot 5 lanes) and then ALLLL the way back to the left.
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deepthought42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-30-07 11:53 AM
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8. I never take 95, just hearing the traffic reports everyday
is enough to scare me away from that road. They do that on I-97 too (the Interstate to nowhere...lol). apparently 65mph speed limit is not nearly fast enough... :eyes:
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