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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-09-07 12:25 AM Original message |
Best Monty Python line ever |
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grasswire (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-09-07 01:24 AM Response to Original message |
1. Hey! |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-09-07 01:30 AM Response to Reply #1 |
2. That the one directed and co-written by Terry Jones |
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Awsi Dooger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-09-07 03:10 AM Response to Original message |
3. It's |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-09-07 11:52 AM Response to Reply #3 |
27. One of the first lines to break me up |
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Stardust (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-09-07 04:08 AM Response to Original message |
4. If you're in the LA area, MP & The Holy Grail is showing at the Arclight Cinema |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-09-07 11:56 AM Response to Reply #4 |
28. Well, I'm about 300 miles north of LA |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-09-07 04:44 AM Response to Original message |
5. My favourite will always be, "Oh, mollusks. I thought you said bacon." |
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meegbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-09-07 06:40 AM Response to Reply #5 |
9. The whelp is nothing more than a ho-mo-sexual of the worst kind! |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-09-07 11:57 AM Response to Reply #5 |
29. I shall now whack you on the head with a newspaper |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-09-07 01:10 PM Response to Reply #29 |
48. Classic. |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-09-07 01:26 PM Response to Reply #48 |
50. Disgusting! |
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wildhorses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-09-07 05:31 AM Response to Original message |
6. gonna get a spanking |
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sasquatch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-09-07 06:13 AM Response to Reply #6 |
7. Speeking of which, have you seen Rev-Acts |
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wildhorses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-09-07 06:15 AM Response to Reply #7 |
8. hmmm....now that you mention it--- |
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bmbmd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-09-07 07:13 AM Response to Original message |
10. That rabbit's got a mean streak |
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NightWatcher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-09-07 07:16 AM Response to Original message |
11. I dont like SPAM! |
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Burma Jones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-09-07 08:02 AM Response to Original message |
12. From the Movies: Arthur-Good Idea Oh Lord....God-OF COURSE IT'S A GOOD IDEA |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-09-07 12:02 PM Response to Reply #12 |
30. And now, there is the Mayor |
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Beer Snob-50 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-09-07 08:04 AM Response to Original message |
13. From the movie "The Meaning of Life" |
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bmbmd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-09-07 08:19 AM Response to Reply #13 |
15. My ring tone? |
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AllegroRondo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-09-07 08:07 AM Response to Original message |
14. "Theres a man at the door with a mustache" |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-09-07 12:04 PM Response to Reply #14 |
31. Now I have to whack *you* with a newspaper |
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Neshanic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-09-07 09:10 AM Response to Original message |
16. "You did'nt expect SPANISH INQUISITION!" |
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FredScuttle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-09-07 09:49 AM Response to Original message |
17. "Well, ladies and gentlemen..." |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-09-07 12:10 PM Response to Reply #17 |
32. Mount Everest — forbidding, aloof, terrifying |
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FredScuttle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-09-07 12:38 PM Response to Reply #32 |
37. I would tax Raquel Welch... |
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Jokerman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-09-07 09:49 AM Response to Original message |
18. "American beer is like making love in a canoe..." |
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kwassa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-09-07 09:52 AM Response to Original message |
19. I saw that bit on the philosphers in '73 in England. |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-09-07 12:15 PM Response to Reply #19 |
33. PBS picked it up in 1975 |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-09-07 09:54 AM Response to Original message |
20. That's just the funniest sketch |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-09-07 12:26 PM Response to Reply #20 |
36. I dunno, but if I ever write a Python book |
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AllegroRondo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-09-07 12:47 PM Response to Reply #36 |
41. Have you seen "The Pythons Autobiography By The Pythons"? |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-09-07 12:51 PM Response to Reply #41 |
43. That's one I don't have |
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AllegroRondo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-09-07 01:03 PM Response to Reply #43 |
45. I found it at Barnes and Noble for $6 after Christmas |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-09-07 01:20 PM Response to Reply #45 |
49. I've had the scripts forever, too |
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conscious evolution (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 08:56 PM Response to Reply #49 |
57. A friend found a script to HG |
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rocktivity (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 10:01 PM Response to Reply #20 |
60. I think the key to Phyton humor is that they always offered a grain of hope |
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Jo March (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-09-07 09:56 AM Response to Original message |
21. "She's got huuuge |
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mcscajun (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-09-07 10:02 AM Response to Original message |
22. "I object to all this sex on the television; I mean, I keep falling off!" |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-09-07 10:21 AM Response to Original message |
23. I'm too simple. The two lines I wind up quoting are: "I'm not dead yet" and |
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Ikonoklast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-09-07 10:59 AM Response to Original message |
24. " 'E's not dead, 'e's just pining for the fjords!" |
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baldguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 09:12 PM Response to Reply #24 |
58. The Norwegian Blue prefers keepin' on it's back! |
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qwertyMike (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 10:04 PM Response to Reply #24 |
61. Paraphrase |
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nickgutierrez (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-09-07 11:06 AM Response to Original message |
25. ...and Confucious, he say, "name go in book". |
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youthere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-09-07 11:43 AM Response to Original message |
26. "You don't have to go LEAPING straight for the clitoris!" |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-09-07 12:21 PM Response to Reply #26 |
35. Okay, now I have to post this again |
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youthere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-09-07 12:45 PM Response to Reply #35 |
39. ... |
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SacredCow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-09-07 12:20 PM Response to Original message |
34. She turned me into a NEWT!!!!! |
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achtung_circus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-09-07 12:46 PM Response to Reply #34 |
40. Like so. |
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6000eliot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-09-07 12:43 PM Response to Original message |
38. "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries." |
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achtung_circus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-09-07 12:48 PM Response to Original message |
42. Where to begin? |
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Burma Jones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-09-07 01:01 PM Response to Original message |
44. There's also this, my Wife's favorite moment....... |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-09-07 01:04 PM Response to Reply #44 |
47. ... |
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achtung_circus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-09-07 01:04 PM Response to Original message |
46. Gratuitous image of Carol Cleveland |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-09-07 01:42 PM Response to Original message |
51. If we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy, would it? nt |
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pdx_prog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-09-07 02:11 PM Response to Original message |
52. The pantomime horse is a secret agent and upperclass twit of the year! |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-09-07 02:20 PM Response to Original message |
53. "And now the sound of John Denver... being strangled!" |
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AllegroRondo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-09-07 02:21 PM Response to Original message |
54. Number 27, the larch. |
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Mendocino (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 08:41 PM Response to Original message |
55. "What's on the telly" |
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sendero (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 08:47 PM Response to Original message |
56. I fart in your general direction.... |
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Forkboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 09:40 PM Response to Original message |
59. "You've got a nice army base here, colonel." |
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Twillig (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 10:15 PM Response to Reply #59 |
65. "Fings break Colonel...." |
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begin_within (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 10:05 PM Response to Original message |
62. "But I didn't eat the salmon mousse" |
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Random_Australian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 10:08 PM Response to Original message |
63. No! No! I know better! In the Life Of Brian where the people are trying to |
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kath (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 11:23 PM Response to Reply #63 |
71. He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy. |
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Twillig (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 10:13 PM Response to Original message |
64. The commentator on the 'summarizing Proust' competition |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 10:27 PM Response to Reply #64 |
66. The first time it was aired, yeah |
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Twillig (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 10:58 PM Response to Reply #66 |
68. I remember seeing it on PBS here in the USA (as a teen) and |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 11:28 PM Response to Reply #68 |
72. Then the lads have poor memories |
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philosophie_en_rose (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 10:50 PM Response to Original message |
67. Every Sperm is Sacred. |
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targetpractice (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 11:04 PM Response to Original message |
69. Miss Elk (Anne), do you have a new theory about the brontosaurus? |
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kwassa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 11:22 PM Response to Original message |
70. " I think it was "Blessed are the Cheesemakers'" |
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Redneck Socialist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 11:29 PM Response to Original message |
73. "That rabbit's dynamite!" |
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