Oh, crap, she's back! Quick, clean this place up!

[Pale Blue Dot]

Somebody pick up all of these beer cans... put the couch back right side up... clean that stain off of the ceiling - what is that, onion dip? (it had better be onion dip)... get the bong water out of the sink... usher the hookers out the back door... AND GET THOSE CATS OUT OF HERE!!! (She's allergic).

Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap!!!!!

:scared:

[Zomby Woof]

1. Tough!

I am leaving the seat up as I always do. :evilgrin:

[Pale Blue Dot]

2. Dude, I'm not even going in the bathroom.

I'm just closing the door and hoping she doesn't see... :scared:

[Zomby Woof]

3. Well, if you think *I* am cleaning up the yak poop...

*You* are sorely mistaken. :P

[SarahB]

21. We have four boys together.

I know nothing BUT "seat up". :cry:

[Zomby Woof]

23. So many Y chromosomes

So many seats up. :cry:

[GOPisEvil]

4. Couldn't we have gotten more notice?

Sheesh, expect miracles much?

[Zomby Woof]

5. And you with the dirty cap

:eyes:

[GOPisEvil]

6. Exactly!!

Talk about miracles...:puke:

[Zomby Woof]

7. You could blame the chili from Tommy's

:hurts:

[GOPisEvil]

8. Or the cheesesteak from Geno's.

I almost killed Will Pitt with a noxious cloud. I thought the UN was going to inspect me for a while. :hurts:

[Zomby Woof]

10. When that happens...

You just turn your head, cough, and say "check out these Boutros-Boutros GOLLYS!"

[GOPisEvil]

13. I'm pretty sure that's what Saddam said.

Didn't work out so well for him. ;)

[Pale Blue Dot]

15. Guys, you know she doesn't like her threads hijacked....

Please, please please don't make her angry. I have to live with her. :scared:

[Zomby Woof]

17. But this is YOUR thread

Which is a perfectly acceptable loophole. :evilgrin:

[Pale Blue Dot]

26. You obviously haven't seen our pre-nup.

:cry:

[GOPisEvil]

18. Yes but this is your thread.

So we're free to hijack! I think she'd enjoy it.

[SarahB]

22. That's right.

On your knees, minion! :spank:

[Pale Blue Dot]

25. Yes, mistress.

:cry:

[Zomby Woof]

16. Yeah

But I have patrolled your 'green zone' and found the perimeter secure. Plus, I drank all your beer.

[GOPisEvil]

19. Don't make me launch a "scud missle" at you.

[Zomby Woof]

20. I've got your yellowcake right here

:P

[GOPisEvil]

24. Joe Wilson says you don't.

:P

[Zomby Woof]

27. That's because Valerie Plame was outed by Finnfan

He left the seat up, a classic case of a blown 'cover'.

[GOPisEvil]

28. Can we get Fitz to investigate?

:D

[Zomby Woof]

29. The judge tossed him from the court room

Or as the headline said, "Judge Throws Fitz!"

[GOPisEvil]

31. ...

:thumbsup:

[Catshrink]

32. You owe me a keyboard.

Boutros-Boutros Gollys! Sheesh!!! :rofl:

[Zomby Woof]

33. I'll buy you one at Costco

It comes with every peach pie!

[Pale Blue Dot]

12. Shhhh... keep it down.

She's right in the other room. She hasn't noticed yet.

Work quietly.

[texas1928]

9. I don't think we will get the bathroom fixed in time.

[Pale Blue Dot]

14. I leave you guys alone for 5 MINUTES

NEXT TIME, NO TACO BELL!!!!!

[texas1928]

30. But the Nachos are only 99 cents.

:D

[Little Wing]

11. .

( I have no idea what's going on )

[NewJeffCT]

34. and don't forget

hide the porn and the remote.

[Pale Blue Dot]

35. The porn's hers

Unfortunately, so's the remote.... :cry:

[bridgit]

36. hm, hm, hm...