Time to reveal your vain little secrets....

[Sannum]

I have to get my eyebrows waxed every second tuesday, or I look like this.

[taterguy]

1. I wear padded sweat pants

Nothing like a bulge in a strategical area to impress the ladies.

[zappa_parappa]

2. I'm contemplating a nose job

And I am in a perpetual attempt to work out, but i never do.

[bertha katzenengel]

3. I have to pull my *ahems* back into my bra several times a day.

*blush*

Actually, that's not vanity. It's a prophylactic for insanity. Because once they start slipping out, I am so uncomfortable....

[NewWaveChick1981]

4. I color my hair, and I use a mini-peel weekly.

:P My hair color is extremely close to my natural color, only without the gray. And using a mini-peel on my face just keeps the fine lines at bay.

I also wear makeup daily and rarely go out in public without it. :)

[crim son]

5. I wax once a week and pluck daily.

My hair is colored (no shit) and if I want to have anything like cleavage I must wear a push-up bra. :blush:

[BarenakedLady]

6. I shave

in places no one currently has access to.

[kwassa]

19. you shave in nuclear test sites??????

[BarenakedLady]

21. shhhhh

don't tell.

:hide:

[MonkeyFunk]

7. I'm not really as handsome as I appear

years ago, I had a good-looking guy's face tattooed over mine.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

8. i get my eyebrows threaded. everythign else is optional and depends on my mood.

[mwdem]

17. My daughter does that!

She's got heavy brows, and it's the only way she tends them. I practically have to draw mine on!

[Omphaloskepsis]

20. How is that? I have a unibrow..

I pluck now but want to look into that. How much does it cost? Does it hurt?

I am male... And the uni is small and light.

[MrScorpio]

9. Ok, I do the facial hair thing to turn on the ladies

[TOhioLiberal]

14. Hubba...

...hubba! :) :hi: MrScorpio!

[Connonym]

16. Would it embarass you if I said your lips are amazing?

Very, very kissable looking. I'm going off to be by myself for a while...

[HEyHEY]

27. Doesn't work.. tractors turn on the ladies

[dolo amber]

28. I think your tractor's sexy

:thumbsup: :patriot: :loveya:

[asthmaticeog]

29. Soviet ladies in the '50s, maybe.

:eyes:

[tigereye]

32. ah

:rofl:


Now I have this image of tractors running amok and damsels in distress in some 50s film.

[MonkeyFunk]

30. that's one helluva

zamboni you're sporting there! :patriot:

[Blue-Jay]

33. The good news is that you won't get a DUI if you're on a Zamboni.

http://abclocal.go.com/wjrt/story?section=sports&id=5178632



NEWARK, N.J. -- It's not drunken driving in New Jersey if it involves a Zamboni.

A judge ruled the four-ton ice rink-grooming machines aren't motor vehicles because they aren't useable on highways and can't carry passengers.

Zamboni operator John Peragallo had been charged with drunken driving in 2005 after a fellow employee at the Mennen Sports Arena in Morristown told police the machine was speeding and nearly crashed into the boards.

Police said Peragallo's blood alcohol level was 0.12 percent. A level of 0.08 is considered legally drunk in New Jersey. Peragallo appealed, and Superior Court Judge Joseph Falcone on Monday overturned his license revocation and penalties.

"It's a vindication for my client," Peragallo attorney James Porfido said after the hearing. "It's the right decision." Morris County Assistant Prosecutor Joseph D'Onofrio said no decision had been made on whether to appeal.

Peragallo, 64, testified at his trial that he did drink beer and vodka, but not until after he had groomed the ice. However, he told police he had a shot of Sambuca with his breakfast coffee and two Valium-pills before work.

And we all know that Canadians only drive Zambonis.

[SKKY]

10. I get "manscaped" as well...

...I would look like Mike Dukakis' long lost son if I didn't.

[ohiosmith]

11. I have several clones that I use for replacement body parts as mine wear out.

[Deep13]

12. In the attic there is a portrait of me getting thinner. nt

[KG]

13. normally i fold it, but roll it up if i'm in a hurry.

:hi:

[Ariana Celeste]

15. its been years since anyone has seen my natural hair color

[Aristus]

18. I pluck out my gray hairs.

True. :blush:

I have so little hair left, one would think every one would be sacrosanct. Nope. Bald or not, I'm not ready for gray hairs yet.

[rug]

22. I handle PR for Don Imus.

[Lowell]

23. I have more

hair on my ears than on the top of my head.

[Guava Jelly]

24. I'm ugly

So ugly that i have to pour gravy on my face to get a dog to lick it. :mad:

[u4ic]

25. No you're not!

Cutie...:hug: :loveya:

[Guava Jelly]

26. Thanks u4ic

The check is in the mail :loveya:
:blush:

[SPKrazy]

31. I am lost

on the road

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdreehtsggk

Thoughts in time and out of season
The Hitchhiker
Stood by the side of the road
And leveled his thumb
In the calm calculus of reason
Hi. How you doin'? I just got back into town L.A.
I was out on the desert for awhile
"Riders on the storm"
Yeah. In the middle of it
"Riders on the storm"
Right...
"Into this world we're born"
Hey, listen, man, I really got a problem
"Into this world we're thrown"
When I was out on the desert, ya know
"Like a dog without a bone
An actor out on loan"
I don't know how to tell you
"Riders on the storm"
but, ah, I killed somebody
"There's a killer on the road"
No...
"His brain is squirming like a toad"
It's no big deal, ya know
I don't think anybody will find out about it, but...
" take a long holiday"
just, ah...
"Let your children play"
this guy gave me a ride, and ah...
"If you give this man a ride"
started giving me a lot of trouble
"Sweet family will die"
and I just couldn't take it, ya know
"Killer on the road"
And I wasted him
Yeah

[judaspriestess]

34. I paid 14K for some really super white veneers

smiles are very important.