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Wed Apr-11-07 08:03 AM
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i think men should volunteer for euthanasia to prevent misogyny |
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or at least chemical castration.
it's the least selfish thing a man can do.
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Wed Apr-11-07 08:04 AM
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1. My balls will survive in the afterlife |
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I am a tool of the patriarchy.
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Wed Apr-11-07 08:04 AM
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2. i suppose you are white and heterosexual too? |
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Wed Apr-11-07 08:06 AM
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6. I taught my Golden Retriever the "stay" command using braunschweiger |
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Wed Apr-11-07 08:06 AM
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Wed Apr-11-07 08:05 AM
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3. I decline to volunteer. |
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Further I keep an anti-euthanasia gadget next to my bed.
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Wed Apr-11-07 08:05 AM
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5. why do you hate multiculturalism and diversity? |
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Wed Apr-11-07 08:11 AM
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12. They interfere with my plan... |
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...to build a race of atomic supermen that will RULE THE WORLD bwahahahahahaha!
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Wed Apr-11-07 08:05 AM
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4. I think the least selfish thing a man can do |
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is either put the toilet seat back down, or cuddle for more than a minute after unloading. Either one of those considerations would DWARF voluntarily surrending one's sexual functioning.
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Wed Apr-11-07 08:07 AM
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cuddling for more than a minute after unloading ON the toilet seat?
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Wed Apr-11-07 08:10 AM
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11. The seat wants to cuddle too? |
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Edited on Wed Apr-11-07 08:10 AM by asthmaticeog
Jesus fucking fuck, is there no end to a man's obligations?
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Wed Apr-11-07 08:13 AM
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15. It is infinite, my friend... |
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and worse, while cuddling, the toilet seat wants to know what I'm thinking...
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Wed Apr-11-07 08:14 AM
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16. When your comfort station says "we need to talk," |
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then you've got REAL problems. :wow:
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Wed Apr-11-07 08:16 AM
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17. Yes, it is a bad sign indeed... |
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"does this fuzzy toilet seat cover make my ass look fat?"
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Wed Apr-11-07 08:17 AM
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18. Get a water closet already you two |
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Wed Apr-11-07 08:08 AM
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9. Just add in "learning to wipe your own ass so your girlfriend doesn't have to touch... |
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...and clean your skidmarked undies" would be a major step up for men.
This is a real relationship killer
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Wed Apr-11-07 08:08 AM
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10. I'd say you're going to the wrong bars |
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Wed Apr-11-07 08:12 AM
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14. I wish that were the case |
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Anyhow, we ended things years ago - but trust me, nothing is more disgusting
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Wed Apr-11-07 08:11 AM
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Wed Apr-11-07 08:54 AM
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19. that's a bit harsh for a first offense |
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:P
maybe just some minor 're-education' first??
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Wed Apr-11-07 09:37 AM
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20. So, what's stopping you? |
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Maybe you should do the "manly" thing and lead the way.
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Wed Apr-11-07 09:38 AM
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but I think you've hit on something there. :P
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Wed Apr-11-07 09:38 AM
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Sounds perfectly reasonable to me.
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Wed Apr-11-07 09:41 AM
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23. No way. My seed is a sanctifying substance |
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