Gimmie a sweet message to text to my girlfriend

[zappa_parappa]

I'll woo her with your charms.

Channel Cyrano and I'll let you know how it works.

[zappa_parappa]

1. Surely you can come up with something!

/shameless kick

[Guava Jelly]

2. how about this

I like your
K maybe not...I got no game..

[zappa_parappa]

5. I like your birds?

she doesn't even own a bird, let alone two birds.

[Guava Jelly]

7. Yeah thats it or you can try this

Herman Hesse: If I know what love is, it is because of you.

[zappa_parappa]

10. I'll stick with the birds

i think that'll get her panties off for sure.

[wildhorses]

3. honey, i miss you

and can't wait to be home

[zappa_parappa]

4. That would work if i were away

maybe a poem.

[wildhorses]

9. honey, u sure r lookin good

:shrug:

[zappa_parappa]

11. well i can't see her to say she looks good

thats why im texting.

[wildhorses]

12. how about

wanna fuck?

[zappa_parappa]

13. perfect, i'll let you know her response

no woman can resist the simplicity of that message.

[wildhorses]

14. yeah--

good luck with that;)

[MissMillie]

6. well, it's a sunny day here, but it may not be where you are

I was going to say


"the sun is shining but even it does not warm my life like you do"

[zappa_parappa]

8. oohhh, thats a good one

i wonder if she'll think its too much though.

[guitar man]

15. just tell her

"its not going to suck itself" :evilgrin:

[youthere]

17. ...

:spray:

[zappa_parappa]

18. thats how i got her to be my girlfriend

i need new material this time.

[guitar man]

20. oh shit

:spray:

lemme think a minute, I'll get back to you..... :freak:

[youthere]

16. How about "Want to make $50 the old fashioned way?"

What woman could resist that? Or how about "You strike me as a person who eats a lot...wanna go out to dinner?"

:evilgrin:

Okay those were mean..how about a simple "I'm thinking about U and smiling"

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

19. Fetch Me A Beer

works every time!

[Callalily]

21. Hmmmm . . .

How about, "my boys are really missing your girls".