As seen on TV

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There is this one actress who seems to work on nothing but a whole bunch of the "as seen on TV" commercials. The poor woman has so many problems! At least, however, the products she pushes seem to help her out.

She loses her car in the parking lot because of her faulty memory, so she needs a recorder to do it. She must have tremendous arthritis, because she can't close the clasp on the back of her necklaces, so she needs to use one of those magnetic clasps instead. She seems to have a penchant for facial hair, because she really needs a tweezer to remove it. There are a couple of other things she is pushing, though my own mind can't recall at this exact moment!

You have to wonder who these people are who do these commercials--it's evident from this one actress that it's not just regular people, but I guess there is a class of people that just does commercials. I think I would go crazy after awhile if people only recognized me for having a faulty memory, clumsiness, or some physical ailment, like gas, diarrhea, upset stomach, restless legs syndrome, or facial hair.