Top10 Signs You've Been On The Campaign Trail Too Long -by Dick Gephardt

[underpants]

http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/

10. "Every speech begins: 'It's great to be wherever the hell I am today'"
9. "You've hired Pete Rose to manage your campaign funds"
8. "You've been working tirelessly to secure endorsement of your imaginary friend Lester"
7. "You black out while campaigning in Nevada and wake up married to Britney Spears"
6. "You ask yourself, 'What would Schwarzenegger do?'"
5. "Last time you were home, America had 36 states"
4. "More and more debates are ending with you and Joe Lieberman on the floor wrestling"
3. "You actually attempt to show a pie chart on the radio" OUCH!
2. "Agree to appear on lame late night talk show"
1. "Get caught polling yourself"

[dajabr]

1. These were funny...

Anyone see it live? How'd the crowd react?

[underpants]

2. I saw clips this morning they reacted very well

Lots of laughs.

[Padraig18]

3. That was cute!

A little harmless laughter, and the audience roared. :)

[Killarney]

4. That was funny! n/t

[democratreformed]

5. Thanks for these

I saw #10 on TV this morning and was wishing I could hear the others.
They're great!

[AntiCoup2K4]

6. #9 would have been funnier if..

..they would have said "Bill Bennett" instead of "Pete Rose"

[KittyWampus]

7. Good For Gep!

He actually manages to muster up enthusiasm every so often. Glad he got laughs!

[knight_of_the_star]

8. Dick said that?

That is too funny!