I learned something very important while watching "Hannah Montana" tonight.

[bbernardini]

If you wear a wig that's a different color than your regular hair, nobody will recognize you. I believe it's a corollary of the Kent Theorem.

[xmas74]

1. This is why my six year old wants a wig.

She wants to be in disguise, just like Hannah Montana.

I've banned the show in my home.

[KamaAina]

2. Something else very important

If you wear a rug, of whatever color, you will henceforth be known as "the guy with the rug".