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Mine;

Strange guy with a fetish for ties desperately seeks woman with low standards.
I'm 5'11, hazel eyes, brown hair andc a five o'clock shadow that'll make your face look like you rubbed it in poison ivy.
I have a drinking problem and a mentall illness, so I'm a hell of a lot of fun, if nothing else. I'm extremely rude too. Not in a crude way, but in a brash and sarcastic way. My sisters will hate you, but my mother will like you. I hate cats and won't even stop the car if I accidentally hit one.

You - Able to sense what I'm thinking so you won't piss me off.
- Way out of my league in the looks department.
- Smarter than me and able to handle my finances without bitching about it.
- More than willing to pay for my drinks when the debit machine says "Insufficient funds."


Hey, we all know what it's like out there. Basically I'm looking for a warm place to shit until my ship comes in. So if you're interested, drop me a line.