I figured out why I'm such a dolt

[MonkeyFunk]

My brain is full of '70s lyrics.

I've stayed up all night playing poker and listening to the 70's music channel on cable. I sang along with every goddamn song.

Hotline, hotline, calling on the hotline....

[La Lioness Priyanka]

1. lol

:rofl:

[terrya]

2. You mean...songs like this one?

I LOVE THE NIGHTLIFE
Alicia Bridges

Please don't talk about love tonight.
Please don't talk about sweet love.
Please don't talk about being true
and all the trouble we've been through.
Ah, please don't talk about all of the plans
we had for fixin' this broken romance.
I want to go where the people dance.
I want some action ... I want to live!

Action ... I got so much to give.
I want to give it. I want to get some too.

Oh, I ... Ohhh I ... I love the nightlife,
I got to boogie on the disco 'round, oh yea.
Oh, I love the night life,
I got to boogie on the disco 'round, oh yea.

Please don't talk about love tonight.
Your sweet talking won't make it right.
Love and lies just bring me down
when you've got women all over town.
You can love them all and when you're through,
maybe that'll make, huh, a man out of you.
I got to go where the people dance.
I want some action ... I want to live!

Action ... I got so much to give.
I want to give it. I want to get some too.

Oh, I ... Ohhh I ... I love the nightlife,
I got to boogie on the disco 'round, oh yea.
Oh, I love the night life,
I got to boogie on the disco 'round, oh yea.

[MonkeyFunk]

3. You lay your bets

and then you pay the price. The things we do for love....

Communication is the problem to the answer..

[Lil Missy]

4. I've got CD's for best of 73, best of 74, best of 75, etc. Love em'!

[MonkeyFunk]

5. with a little luck

we can work it out, we can make this whole damn thing work out....


I'm a fucking savant.