I'm Alberto Gonzales!! Ask Me Anything!!!

[LynneSin]

I'm ready to answer all of your questions

[skygazer]

1. Why are you such a slimy piece of shit?

[LynneSin]

2. I do not recall

:D

[Deep13]

3. Does your back hurt...

...from sticking your head up your ass?

[LynneSin]

5. I do not recall

:D

[krispos42]

47. Visual aid...

[LostinVA]

4. Is Delaware a real state, or merely a land bridge between MD & NJ???

[LynneSin]

6. I do not recall

:D

[LostinVA]

8. Uh oh

[jakefrep]

7. Which brand of toilet paper would you compare the Constitution to?

Charmin, quilted Northern, or that nasty Scott 100-grit sandpaper stuff?

[LynneSin]

10. I do not recall

:D

[jakefrep]

26. That's disappointing....

...since you have such unique experience in wiping your ass with the Constitution.

[bridgit]

9. did you reeaallly think that the bfee wouldn't crumple you up & toss you too?

:spray: Oh Honey!! :rofl:

[LynneSin]

12. I do not recall

:D

[Lil Missy]

11. How many bush and admin crimes have you covered up for? have we missed any?

[LynneSin]

15. I do not recall

:D

[slj0101]

13. Do you serve at the pleasure of the President, wink-wink, nudge-nudge??

[LynneSin]

16. I do not recall

:D

[Bullwinkle925]

14. How can you not recall the truth, yet remember the spiel so well?

:shrug:

[LynneSin]

17. I do not recall

:D

[Deep13]

18. I think Sen. Kennedy has a question for you.

"Err ah um, Mr. Gonzales, when did you first realIZE, err um, that you were a NAT-zi?"

[LynneSin]

36. I do not recall

:D

[ohiosmith]

19. How many times a day do you say "FUCK"?

[LynneSin]

37. I do not recall

:D

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

20. What did your haircut cost? And did taxpayers buy it?

And is it dyed?

Remember, you're under oath!!!

[LynneSin]

38. I do not recall

:D

[AlCzervik]

21. Did it hurt when you had your sense of shame removed?

and has Shumer handed you back your ass yet?

[LynneSin]

39. I do not recall

:D

[Arugula Latte]

22. Is it true you and Dick Cheney had hot monkey love under the Capitol Dome?

[LynneSin]

40. I do not recall

:D

[Liberalynn]

23. You seem to have some very serious memory issues.

Have you ever considered seeking medical assistance regarding them? I'm just saying if I had such a huge problem in terms of remembering things, I'd be on the phone to my doctor right away.

[LynneSin]

41. I do not recall

:D

[Orsino]

24. Don't you wish you weren't? n/t

[LynneSin]

42. I do not recall

:D

[GalleryGod]

25. What's your position on Sodomy ?

:wtf:

[LynneSin]

43. I do not recall

:D

[NewJeffCT]

27. Was getting it in the ass from Jeff Gannon memorable?

[LynneSin]

44. I do not recall

:D

[NewJeffCT]

46. I guess not, then

[cloudbase]

28. Do you remember

the two guys who booed you when you threw out the first pitch at an Astros game last year?

[LynneSin]

45. I do not recall

:D

[treestar]

29. How did you pass the bar exam?

Didn't the part on habeas corpus and the part about the right against self incrimination confuse you?

[LynneSin]

48. I do not recall

:D

[CharmCity]

30. Is that the mouth you kiss your children with?

[LynneSin]

49. I Do Not Recall

:D

[kedrys]

31. Are you an idiot, a douchebag, or both?

:P

[LynneSin]

51. I do not recall

:D

[Zookeeper]

32. Um. I had a question for you, but...

all of a sudden, I don't recall.

[LynneSin]

52. I do not recall

:D

[Zookeeper]

33. Dupe. n/t

[Sanity Claws]

34. WIth your memory problems, how did you ever finish law school?

[LynneSin]

53. I do not recall

:D

[crim son]

35. LOL.

I knew you were going to say that. An alternative answer would be, "I'm going to make mistakes. I have made mistakes and I apologized for that."

Man, he sounds as dumb as a block of wood.

[LynneSin]

54. I do not recall

:D

[underpants]

50. What do you remember about the November meeting?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=385&topic_id=23665&mesg_id=23665

[LynneSin]

55. I recall but I do not recall

:D

[taterguy]

56. Should unsafe automobiles be returned to the manufacturer?

[LynneSin]

58. I do not recall if I am to recall

:D

[Beer Snob-50]

57. does Led Zeppelin Rock

or are you more of a Yanni fan?

[LynneSin]

59. Led Zeppelin Rocks my world

I was told I could answer that question without implicating myself

[Beer Snob-50]

60. is it true then MIster Gonzalez that

you had hot monkey love whilst "stairway to heaven" played with a young male intern???

[LynneSin]

62. I do not recall

:D

[LSK]

61. who are you again?

:D

[LynneSin]

63. I do not recall

:D

[LSK]

64. are you ready for the Rapture?

:popcorn:

[LynneSin]

65. I do not recall

:D

[Aristus]

66. Hey, Alberto, why do you talk like a sleazy, used-car salesman from Midland?

:shrug:

[LynneSin]

67. I do not recall

:D