Weirdest Song You Ever Heard. See my weirdest -- weird like THAT.

[bertha katzenengel]

"Teenage Enema Nurses In Bondage"

Yours?

[Kat45]

1. I remember that song

As a matter of fact, I mentioned it once here and it turned out that another DUer used to work with the (female) singer from the band that did that song. Small world, eh? :-)

And I've got another weird song for you, from around the same time period: "Sit on my Face, Stevie Nicks." Remember that one?

[Lyric]

2. Can God Fill Teeth?

(song by the group "Lard")

[Forkboy]

12. This is all coming out right now....TODAY!

You might be able to tell I'm a fan of that CD. :)

[Rhythm]

22. something told me you'd see that...

i suggested either that one, or "I Am Your Clock"

[Forkboy]

24. Me and my friends want to do a drone version of I Am Your Clock

Make it about 30-40 minutes long,like Sunn O))) gone wrong (wronger). :)

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

3. "DOA" by Bloodrock

We used to have "concerts" in grade school music class. If you sang or played an instrument, then you'd do that. Unskilled students would simply play a record for the class. This girl named Deneil (who was a popular cheerleader and famous ditz later on) played this one day. It's always stuck with me. HORRID.


D.O.A
Bloodrock


Laying here looking at the ceiling
Someone lays a sheet across my chest
Something warm is flowing down my fingers
Pain is flowing all through my back

I try to move my arms and there's no feeling
And when I look I see there's nothing there
The face beside me stopped it totally bleeding
The girl I knew has such a distant stare

I remember
We were flying along and hit something in the air
I remember
We were flying along and hit something in the air

Then I looked straight at the attendant
His face is pale as it can be
He bends and whispers something softly
He says there's no chance for me

I remember
We were flying along and hit something in the air
I remember
We were flying along and hit something in the air

Life is flowing out my body
Pain is flowing out with my blood
The sheets are red and moist where I'm lying
God in Heaven, teach me how to die

I remember
We were flying along and hit something in the air
I remember
We were flying along and hit something in the air

[lost-in-nj]

5. HOLY CRAP!!!!!``

We posted this at the same exact time......


:toast: :hi:



lost

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

6. OMG!!

Great minds do think alike! Has that song always haunted you? (and did you download it? I couldn't bring myself to!)

[lost-in-nj]

8. Haunted???

Yes, still does.
Of course I used to listen to it with some herbal refreshment,,,, :)

I did not down load it either....
I have been thinking about it though......

lost

[lost-in-nj]

4. D.O.A.

by Bloodrock......




D.O.A
Bloodrock
Bloodrock 2

Laying here looking at the ceiling
Someone lays a sheet across my chest
Something warm is flowing down my fingers
Pain is flowing all through my back

I try to move my arms and there's no feeling
And when I look I see there's nothing there
The face beside me stopped it totally bleeding
The girl I knew has such a distant stare

I remember
We were flying along and hit something in the air
I remember
We were flying along and hit something in the air

Then I looked straight at the attendant
His face is pale as it can be
He bends and whispers something softly
He says there's no chance for me

I remember
We were flying along and hit something in the air
I remember
We were flying along and hit something in the air

Life is flowing out my body
Pain is flowing out with my blood
The sheets are red and moist where I'm lying
God in Heaven, teach me how to die

I remember
We were flying along and hit something in the air
I remember
We were flying along and hit something in the air

~MC~

[AlCzervik]

7. i always fund this one weird and creepy.

it rubs the lotion on it's skin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Oij377lgzs

[Chan790]

9. Have you ever heard of Man Man?

Three full albums of weird...100 stage shows a year of weird...several websites worth as well.

7 guys with strange facial hair who paint their faces and dress only in white from head to toe and sing songs made up almost-entirely of made-up words. They give interviews in French despite none of them actually speaking French.

Edit: They're my new favorite band. I'm spreading the word on Man Man.

[Connonym]

10. Sorry About Your Penis

http://youtube.com/watch?v=O1BFLoHXZNk but I like the live Smash Mouth version better

I caught you looking at yourself
Don't worry about it you look fine
How did you get your hair so tight
Kicking things, you might as well fight
It's January/February you've got a tan
I've got to hand it to you man
You're the bull of the ball
Trying to stand tall
Thinking you can take them all

Sorry about your penis (3x)

I caught you looking at yourself
I bet you got overhead cams
Personalized plates and all
Your truck was probably 20 feet tall
I bet you say you do it a lot
I bet you don't do it at all
All the singers booted up

You might as well fuck a guy up

Sorry about your penis (3x)
Sorry I'm sorry
Sorry i'm sorry so sorry

You don't get it you'll never will
Flirting with that macho man, overkill
Seeing everything as if it was a sport
The only thing you'll win is a case of warts
Cookie cutter man you all you look a like
Drink 'em up drink 'em up Fight! Fight! Fight!
Move it with the man, got a tounge-in-cheek
Don't re-create please, please, please

Sorry about your penis (3x)
Sorry about your penis (3x)

[Burma Jones]

11. There's this, from Ivor Cutler.....Go and Sit Upon the Grass

Go and sit upon the grass
and I shall come and sit beside you
Go and sit upon the grass
and I shall come and sit beside you
Then we shall talk

While we talk I'll hit your head with a nail to make you understand me
While we talk I'll hit your head with a nail to make you understand me

Go and sit upon the grass
and I shall come and sit beside you
Go and sit upon the grass
and I shall come and sit beside you

Do not mind if I thump you while I am talking to you, I have something important to say
Do not mind if I thump you while I am talking to you, I have something important to say

Go and sit upon the grass
and I shall come and sit beside you
Go and sit upon the grass
and I shall come and sit beside you

When I'm gone, you can feel the lumps upon your head, and think about what I said
and think about what I said

Go and sit upon the grass and feel your lumps

[Forkboy]

13. What I'm listening to right now is pretty weird.

The Son Of A Disgruntled X-Postal Worker Reflects On His Life While Getting Stoned In The Parking Lot Of A Winn Dixie Listening To Metallica by Alice Donut

[ghostsofgiants]

14. "Hello Dad, I'm in Jail" by Was (Not Was) has always weirded me out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxTI5wP6Rpc

[hfojvt]

30. I thought it was used very well in "Pump up the volume"

but I did not know it was by Was (not was)

[ghostsofgiants]

31. Agreed.

I scored that movie on DVD for $6 a couple weeks ago. Fuck yeah!

[Monkey see Monkey Do]

15. Lil' Markie -- "Diary of an Unborn Child"

It's the combination of the totally innapropriate use of a talking foetus, the scary fundamentalist lyrics (which build up to the creepiest chorus of all time) and the freaky ass guy(*) behind 'Lil' Markie'.

mp3:
http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/KF/0510/markie/02_-_Lil_Markie_-_Diary_Of_An_Unborn_Child.mp3

(*)here's a video of him singing as himself before breaking into character:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaeJ60Zazvk

[Reverend_Smitty]

26. dude! That's just fucked up!

:scared:

[Left Is Write]

27. Okay, yeah. That's the prize-winner. That is the weirdest, creepiest, most horrifying

thing I have ever listened to.

[Joe Fields]

16. The flip side of "They're coming to take me away."

It was the same song, only backwards.

[Hissyspit]

17. I remember that!

I had completely forgotten about it, though.

[Joe Fields]

18. If I remember correctly, the group was Napoleon XIV

I had not ever seen that done, before they did it.

[smtpgirl]

19. Root Boy Slim lyrics from song Dare to be Fat

Boogie 'Til You Puke & Xmas At Kmart are nefarious, can't find them

Root Boy Slim's bio at Wiki

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Root_Boy_Slim


DARE TO BE FAT

by David Greenlee, Foster McKenzie III (Root Boy Slim), and Ernie Lancaster


Dare to be fat!
Fat is where it's at!
Dare to be fat!
Fat is where it's at!
Having a ball
With cholesterol
C'mon y'all -
Fat don't matter at all!

I saw a fat girl in my neighborhood
Good God almighty, she was lookin' good
Tight ski pants, cashmire sweater
Root Boy can't think of nuthin', nuthin' better.

Dare to be fat!
Fat is where it's at!
Dare to be fat!
Fat is where it's at!
Having a ball
With cholesterol
C'mon y'all -
Fat don't matter at all!

She's got a shape that makes me drool
Lord, I'm just a fat girl's fool
She weighs in at two-oh-two
That's fine with me, I'm portly, too

Dare to be fat!
Fat is where it's at!
Dare to be fat!
Fat is where it's at!
Having a ball
With cholesterol
C'mon y'all -
Fat don't matter at all!


Man, those fat girls got me eating out of their hands
They got me playin' the fool
They got me doin' anything they want me to
They got me wrapped out around their pudgy fingers
I don't know how to get out of this syndrome I'm in

Me and my woman got it made
Eatin' in, eatin' out, at least six times a day
Breakfast and brunch, lunch and dinner, too
Plus a few meals that might be new to you


C'mon, c'mon, you fat girls
Give Root Boy some play
Fellow might not be noticin' you, but
I dig you, I dig you
I'm a fat man, too
I dig you fat girls
You're foxy, you're foxy
You got
Highly elevated
Back in Medieval times
You're Rubenesque, baby

[Generic Brad]

20. Prelude to the Afternoon of a Sexually Aroused Gas Mask

By the Mother's of Invention. From the album "Weasels Ripped My Flesh".

[Kat45]

21. "Detachable Penis" by King Missile

It was particularly amusing when Beavis & Butt-head were watching the video. :rofl:

[Rhythm]

23. Millie and Billie

Or for that matter, at least half of the other stuff on Alice Cooper's "From the Inside"
http://www.darklyrics.com/lyrics/alicecooper/fromtheinside.html#10

My two other favorites were "Nurse Rozetta" and "Inmates (We're All Crazy)"

Weirdly enough, the whole danged album was co-written by Bernie Taupin, the same guy who composes most all of Elton John's music.

[Crap_in_a_Hat]

25. "I May Just Have to Murder James Blunt", Mitch Benn

The title sells it.

[badgerpup]

28. Tropical Hot Dog Night

...but just about anything by Captain Beefheart qualifies as a bit weird...

[Blue-Jay]

29. Mighty Penus Laser by Big Dumb Face

You can never see it,
I keep it in a jar,
you can not escape it,
not even in your car,
it is not a mineral,
animal or plant,
you will never find it,
don't try because you cant,
make it so it hurts your face and touch it,
it burns out your eyes,
do not breathe around it,
sniffle, squeeze or cough,
if you were to touch it,
your skin would sizzle off,
make it so it hurts and touch it,
spank it till it stinks and touch it baby...

It's the mighty penus laser,
the cause for every scream,
it is better than anything you've got,
cause it's made out of a laser beam (bum,bum,bum's)

Now is when the horror will be truely felt and
the sick smell of death will soon be smelt,
it is a laser beam,
it will never be seen,
and it's zit is far more flameable than gasoline,
make it so it hurts your face and touch it,
spank it til it stinks and touch it baby,
it is incapable of reasoning,
this is the partt where we sing...

It's the Mighty Penus Laser,
the cause for every scream,
It is better then anything you've got,
cuz it's made out of a laser beam.

[Frank Cannon]

32. Warm Leatherette by The Normal

See the breaking glass
In the underpass
See the breaking glass
In the underpass
Warm leatherette

Hear the crushing steel
Feel the steering wheel
Hear the crushing steel
Feel the steering wheel

Warm leatherette

Warm leatherette

Warm leatherette
Melts on your burning flesh
You can see your reflection
In the luminescent dash

Warm leatherette

A tear of petrol
Is in your eye
The hand brake
Penetrates your thigh
Quick - Let's make love
Before you die

On warm leatherette
Warm leatherette

Warm leatherette
Warm leatherette
Warm leatherette

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