Google Maps Directions from New York to Paris....

[SPKrazy]

Check out line #24!

From:

New York, NY
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Drive: 3,800 mi (about 29 days 7 hours)

1.
Head southeast on Chambers St toward Broadway 0.2 mi
1 min
2.
Turn right at Centre St 0.1 mi
3.
Slight left at Park Row 210 ft
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Sharp left at Frankfort St 0.3 mi
1 min
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Turn left at Pearl St 56 ft
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Turn right onto the F.D.R. Dr N ramp 0.4 mi
1 min
7.
Merge onto FDR Dr N 7.7 mi
12 mins
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Take exit 17 on the left for Triboro Bridge/Grand Central Pkwy toward I-278/Bruckner Expy 0.4 mi
2 mins
9.
Merge onto Triborough Bridge
Partial toll road
0.4 mi
1 min
10.
Merge onto I-278 E via the ramp to I-87 N/Bronx/Upstate N Y/New England 0.6 mi
1 min
11.
Take exit 47 to merge onto Bruckner Expy/I-278 E toward New Haven 1.9 mi
2 mins
12.
Take the I-278 E exit toward New Haven 0.3 mi
13.
Merge onto Bruckner Expy 5.0 mi
6 mins
14.
Continue on I-95 N
Partial toll road
Entering Connecticut
62.1 mi
1 hour 12 mins

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15.
Take exit 48 on the left to merge onto I-91 N toward Hartford 36.8 mi
37 mins

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16.
Take exit 29 for US-5 N/CT-15 toward I-84/E Hartford/Boston 0.4 mi
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Merge onto CT-15 N 1.7 mi
2 mins
18.
Merge onto I-84 E
Partial toll road
Entering Massachusetts
40.7 mi
38 mins

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19.
Take the exit onto I-90 E/Mass Pike/Massachusetts Turnpike toward N.H.-Maine/Boston
Partial toll road
56.0 mi
56 mins

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20.
Take exit 24 A-B-C on the left toward I-93 N/Concord NH/S Station/I-93 S/Quincy 0.4 mi
1 min
21.
Merge onto Atlantic Ave 0.8 mi
3 mins
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Turn right at Central St 0.1 mi
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Turn right at Long Wharf 0.1 mi
24.
Swim across the Atlantic Ocean 3,462 mi
29 days 0 hours

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25.
Slight right at E05 0.5 mi
2 mins
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At the traffic circle, take the 2nd exit onto E05/Pont Vauban 0.1 mi
27.
Turn right at E05
Partial toll road
17.3 mi
22 mins

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28.
At the traffic circle, take the 2nd exit onto A131/E05 heading to A131/Rouen/Paris/Evreux
Partial toll road
9.1 mi
8 mins
29.
Take the exit onto A13/E05/L'Autoroute de Normandie
Partial toll road
20.3 mi
17 mins

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30.
Take the exit onto A13/E05/L'Autoroute de Normandie
Partial toll road
56.5 mi
47 mins

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31.
Take the exit on the left onto A14 toward Nanterre/La Défense
Partial toll road
12.5 mi
16 mins

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32.
Slight right at N13 1.4 mi
3 mins
33.
Turn right at Avenue de Neuilly/N13 269 ft
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At the traffic circle, take the 4th exit onto Avenue de la Grande Armée 0.7 mi
3 mins
35.
At Place Charles de Gaulle, take the 5th exit onto Avenue des Champs-Elysées 1.3 mi
3 mins
36.
Slight right at Voie Georges Pompidou 1.4 mi
3 mins
37.
Slight left to stay on Voie Georges Pompidou 440 ft
38.
Slight right at Quai de la Mégisserie 377 ft
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Continue on Quai de Gesvres 0.2 mi
1 min
40.
Turn left at Place de l'Hôtel de Ville 194 ft
To:

Paris
France

[SPKrazy]

1. Oh Come On!

Line #24!

I don't make this shit up!

It's funny!

nobody thinks swimming across the Atlantic Ocean is a funny thing to say in the directions?

How the hell did that get there?

:rofl:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. My dear Southpawkicker!

Now that is bizarre!

Wonder if anyone in that office actually tried it?

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

3. I dunno Peg

but swim?

:rofl:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

4. No fucking way, baby!

:rofl:

[bridgit]

5. matcom posted this like last week, and then some mod posted it...

like three days later...and now YOU! :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

6. guess we all have good senses of humor

some of us don't get to see the board all the time :shrug:


someone emailed it to me today

:hi:

[bridgit]

8. well, it's still true that Google was a funny enough word...

but i mean seriously swim to France!! they've out done themselves kudos to Google humor too :rofl: :thumbsup: ---------------->:hi: still :pals: i say :)

[SPKrazy]

10. yeah!

:pals: :hi:

[Lex]

9. I hadn't seen it until YOU posted it!

So thanks.

It *is* :rofl:

[Wapsie B]

7. I couldn't believe it when I saw it posted before.

But sure enough, it was. Truth IS stranger than fiction.