stylus and usage question

[Deja Q]

Why won't it write like a real pen?

If I shove it up my nose, will it make me smarter?

Should I choose the white, aqua, or red one?

So when they say "palm or pocket pc", do I poke my hand with it? Or shove it where the sun don't shine? Is it truly that user-friendly?

Sausages!

If I lose one, how come the generics cost exponentially less than the name-brand ones? Both do the same thing...

If I got two of them, can a friend and I use them as cheap alternatives to fencing swords?

Do doctors use these as tongue depressors?

Do proctologists use these?

Why are sticks of butter yellow? And will they double as stylii?

Is 'stylii' another word for 'styluses'?

Is 'styluses' a word?

Peanuts!

[datasuspect]

1. i don't think they sell rotring in the U.S anymore