French Women--What's in the water over there?

[Bicoastal]

So by now, you may have heard that a woman named Segolene Royal may have a chance to become France's next president. She also, quite incidentally, happens to be extremely attractive in addition to being intelligent and well-spoken.

Madame Royal

So, perhaps you're thinking--well, it's just a coincidence. One beautiful, smart French woman doesn't represent them all...I mean, who do they have reading the news there anyway? Who's France's answer to Meredith Viera? France's Katie Couric? Who....

Oh...sweet....GOD!

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

Um....why do we criticize the French so much again?

[ForrestGump]

1. Vive la France!

:loveya:

She's not some airhead, either, unlike a lot of the bubbleheaded male and female anchors who infest American airwaves, many of whom probably have little more idea what they're reading off the Teleprompter than does GW Bush.

Pretty stunning young woman. She needs me... :D

[Gidney N Cloyd]

5. Wait, was "Royal" french for Big Mac or Quarter Pounder w/cheese?

'Cuz I want some freedom fries with that

[xmas74]

7. Quarter pounder. nt

[Burma Jones]

9. Check Out The Big Brain on Brad......

[smoogatz]

2. Mon Dieu!

She's quite something. Further proof, if we needed any, that the French are a highly evolved species.

[Bicoastal]

3. Shamelessly bumping my own thread...

[billyskank]

4. We criticise the French because we're jealous

I say 'we' because we do in England too, and I think for the same reason.

[SPKrazy]

6. I Could Care Less

that I can't understand a word she said. I could just stare at her and well... damn, she is beautiful.

[Burma Jones]

8. It's not the water, it's hybrid vigor.

The Normans were originally Scandinavian. Romans colonized Gaul. Present day France was criss crossed by all sorts of peoples....So, put too simply, if you take Scandinavian looks and Italian looks, add in others from everywhere else and mix them up, you get French Women......So, the sooner we all intermarry, the better looking we all will get....I just made a Klansman Kry......

[billyskank]

10. They're fertile too

While most western countries the birth rate is falling, the French are still having 2+ babies per household. Good livin'.

[trof]

11. Yeah, but they got hairy armpits.

Or is that the Eyetalians?
I fergit.

[mainegreen]

12. Hairy armpits actaully allow pheremones to air. Helps drive men crazy

and enhances orgasms.
Or so they say.

[trof]

13. I like hairless pheremones better, but I've been conditioned

by our consumer society over many generations.