If I had a hammer for every one of my posts, I'd

hfojvt

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Sun Apr-22-07 11:33 AM
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If I had a hammer for every one of my posts, I'd

a hammer in the morning

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5dTlg2cyls

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hfojvt

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Sun Apr-22-07 11:49 AM
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1. eins, zwei, drei

Hammer! Hammer! Hammer! Hammer!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkdp9Qxxd08

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NMDemDist2

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Sun Apr-22-07 12:19 PM
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2. be the Queen of the Habitat for Humanity Ball

:rofl:

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hfojvt

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Sun Apr-22-07 12:47 PM
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6. well, that's ONE use for a hammer

:thumbsup:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DNXc6A_20c

Creation vs. destruction

Any jackass can knock down a barn, but it takes a carpenter to build one.

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davsand

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Sun Apr-22-07 12:26 PM
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3. If you had a hammer for every one of your posts you have a bunch of hammers.

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hfojvt

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Sun Apr-22-07 12:41 PM
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4. maybe I could

open up a hardware store!!! :bounce:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zneITvdhRM

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davsand

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Sun Apr-22-07 12:45 PM
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5. Think BIG! You could have a HAMMER store!!!

You could be a specialist and charge more that way.

Laura

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hfojvt

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Sun Apr-22-07 12:57 PM
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7. But I need to make sure people do not handle the merchandise

So I will have a big sign that says

"YOU CAN'T TOUCH THIS!!!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JomHWt7p6-c

It's hammer time.

(I wanted to find BTO's Sledgehammer, but all they had was Peter Gabriel and some old TV spoof.)

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hfojvt

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Sun Apr-22-07 05:57 PM
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8. I'm gonna keep pounding

the top result for google of 'hammer'

http://www.hammerbowling.com/

Wiki's entry for hammer

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hammer

curiously incomplete. They do not mention that most professionals now use nail guns, nor do they have a link to nail guns

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trof

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Sun Apr-22-07 06:01 PM
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9. God, Mary was SO hot! I had such a crush on her.

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wildhorses

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Sun Apr-22-07 06:15 PM
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10. you would be the hammer man

would you drive a hummer full of hammers?

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