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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-22-07 05:48 PM
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Free nose and ear hair trimmer.
I got a Bell & Howell electric razor the other day.
It came with a free, battery operated nose and ear hair trimmer.

Are you old enough to remember when they were the top dog in home movie cameras and projectors? Slide projectors?

Then videotape hit the market and they had to find another line of business. So they licensed the name to some Chinese factory who now makes a shitty Norelco-type knock off shaver.

Well, it was only 20 bucks, so I thought I'd give it a try.

Don't bother.
It's slightly better than a sharpened piece of flint.

But the 'free' nose and ear hair trimmer works pretty well.

Getting older brings a whole new set of personal grooming 'issues'.
The one place where you'd like to have hair, you don't any more.
And you get it in places you don't want it.
Anyone for a back wax?
I know, TMI.
:-(
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-22-07 05:58 PM
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1. What I want to know is
what is it that I am going to encounter in later life, for which I need hairy earholes in order to be prepared?
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-22-07 06:16 PM
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2. I don't know. Over-evolution?
Maybe hairy earholes help filter out some of the bullshit you'll encounter?
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Gidney N Cloyd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-22-07 06:27 PM
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3. Overgrowth of nose andear hair is in case people think you're dead and bury you too early.
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-22-07 06:28 PM
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4. Maybe I should quit trimming?
Don't want to be prematurely incinerated.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-22-07 06:53 PM
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5. They sold a solid VCR in 1993...
Lasted nearly 8 years.

These days you buy a VCR (or even DVD player) and you're lucky for 2.
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