If I hit my head hard enough, will that get rid of the Fergie earworm?

[RevolutionaryActs]

G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S :banghead:


S-H-U-T U-P!!!!!!!

[deucemagnet]

1. On NPR they said you can't get rid of earworms, but you can replace...

...them with something slightly less annoying. They suggested using "America" from West Side Story. I don't know if that's any better, though. :shrug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

3. Hey, that worked.

Expect for now I want to spell out America. GACK!!

[philosophie_en_rose]

2. At least it's not "My Humps"

My Humps. My Humps.

My lovely lady lumps.

:yoiks:

[RevolutionaryActs]

4. You vill die now!

:P

[philosophie_en_rose]

5. Oh no you di'in!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXnYJH5_0CQ

[RevolutionaryActs]

6. You're mean.

Making me look at *. :cry:

[philosophie_en_rose]

7. He's dork-sided, that for sure.

Sorry.

:(

[Danger Mouse]

8. You would need a car door, in combination with your head.

Placed within space between frame and door just so, then the door must be slammed open and shut with great vigor. Should you survive, I promise that Fergie will be the last thing on your mind.
Unless...well, such head trauma might cause brain damage sufficient enough to make you actually LIKE her music.

[RevolutionaryActs]

9. Like her music? Duuuuude

If a hit my head that hard, I could be president! :crazy:

[Danger Mouse]

14. You'd need to sniff more coke than Al Pacino in 'Scarface'

to get to Bush's level.

[AlCzervik]

10. "Take your broke ass home"

the one part thats worth hearing.

[RevolutionaryActs]

11. What about the flossy, flossy?

The word 'flossy' makes me giggle.

[AlCzervik]

12. what does that even mean? Is that some reference to wearing thongs?

[RevolutionaryActs]

13. I have no idea...

And Urban Dictionary says....

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=flossy

[AlCzervik]

15. #2 lol.

2.flossy

Some one that is hot, sexy, or banging; Someone that you would fuck just by their looks.

"Stephen from Laguna Beach is so flossy. I'd do him in a second."

They hate us for our depth.:rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

16. Like, what? Oh my gaw! That's so DEEP!

:o

[TOhioLiberal]

17. Well...

...if you hit your head hard enough, it'll knock you out. :D Instant relief from earworm. The side effect though, is a massive headache. :wow:

[RevolutionaryActs]

18. But that can be cured with aspirin!

:silly:

[TOhioLiberal]

19. Wouldn't it be easier...

...to find another song that annoys you? saves on asprin. :rofl:

[ghostsofgiants]

20. I'd probably just kill myself if I were you.

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

22. But, but, if I die now I'll never get to see the new Transformers movie

or read the last Harry Potter book. OMG! I have so much to live for!!!!!

[ghostsofgiants]

24. Transformers is directed by Michael Bay, and Harry Potter sucks.

[Scooter24]

21. Better than humming the chorus to London Bridge...

[RevolutionaryActs]

23. At least I know how to spell

:crazy: