Rabrrrrrr
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Sun Apr-22-07 08:53 PM
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My Sunday haiku in honor of our pretzeldent |
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I hate hate hate you Obdurate mephitic swine You fucking shitbag
Or, the one I was going to originally post, that doesn't follow haiku form but is brilliant in its pithy in-your-face-ness:
I hate you. I hate hate hate you. You suck.
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otherlander
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Sun Apr-22-07 09:00 PM
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Edited on Sun Apr-22-07 09:03 PM by otherlander
Edit: Mine isn't in reference to the Shrub.
He is! Grows, dreams, but first needs money to get a degree. He is not.
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Sun Apr-22-07 09:03 PM
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you suck you suck yes i hate you, you suck big, yes you fucking sucker
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fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck suck fuck suck fuck suck fuck suck it is you mister b*sh
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Sun Apr-22-07 11:47 PM
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You are too funny! I don't know the rules of haiku. Good for you for rememebering your elementary education.!
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Mon Apr-23-07 12:09 AM
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4. Technically, besides the 5-7-5 thing, a haiku is supposed to have some element |
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of nature in it; I suppose "shit" could be considered *lol*
unelected chimp your empty head is an abandoned cocoon
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Rabrrrrrr
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Mon Apr-23-07 09:45 AM
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5. I forgot about the nature thing - thanks for the reminder! |
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Edited on Mon Apr-23-07 09:46 AM by Rabrrrrrr
How's this:
You swaggering dolt Tin pot all-hat cowlessboy, Fugacious winter.
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Tue Apr-24-07 08:31 PM
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8. "Obdurate mephitic swine"! |
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:rofl:
Gotta remember that one.
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