No one is a bigger klutz than me.

[undeterred]

please argue with me...

[yewberry]

1. You are mistaken.

I think I could trip over a shadow.

:blush:

[undeterred]

3. Could you spill a glass of water for no apparent reason?

Do inanimate objects just get in your way?

[yewberry]

4. I could spill a glass of water by looking at it.

Inanimate objects hurl themselves into my path while I'm looking elsewhere.

If I close my eyes, I fall over.

[dropkickpa]

8. I don't own glasses

all of my drink containers are metal or plastic.

[AlCzervik]

2. i'm a big uncoordinated graceless klutz.

i'm like a hippo with a tutu on, my tutu has cigarette burns and rips.

[rug]

5. You lose.

[SPKrazy]

6. it's a probability that i'm a big klutz

i have fallen off my porch twice, landing both times on my back fortunately on the grass and not the concrete

:shrug:

those are two more recent examples of klutziness in my life

[undeterred]

12. thats nothing

I knew someone who fell off a porch onto a penis and ended up pregnant.

At least thats what she told her parents. :shrug:

[SPKrazy]

15. hA HA ha

nope, didn't fall on a penis, not even mine

:rofl:

[dropkickpa]

7. I have shut my own head in car doors

Sober.

[Lil Missy]

9. LOL!

That made me laugh. :D

[Skittles]

10. you want I should kick your klutzy ass, undeterred?

just say the word my sweet

[Jamastiene]

11. Wanna bet?

I can trip over cracks in the sidewalk even when the sidewalk is even. Also, I once broke several of my toes on an oscillating fan just by walking by it. I'm incredibly clumsy. I believe you have competition. Ever walked into one of those poles in a big department store even though you just saw that it was there? I have... face first. That hurt.

[undeterred]

13. It was probably out to get you.

:hi:

[Rhythm]

14. Oktoberain would vehemently disagree with you... because I am...

I AM the original bumble...

thank goodness i bounce!