Name a weird thing about yourself

[KitchenWitch]

I LOVE to build IKEA and IKEA like furniture.

I should hire myself out to do it, I enjoy it so much (have electric screw driver, mallet, and a good set of allen wrenches, will travel.)

[Left Is Write]

1. I named my pets after Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra.

[Guava Jelly]

6. Ah Ok!!!!

You need a bird named Sammy now.
:hi:

[Left Is Write]

7. My son actually suggested getting another dog and naming him Sammy.

The kid is five.

:rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

11. Smart kid

Next you will need a hamster named Joey
And a Lizard named Peter
Oh where does it end? :silly:

[FloridaJudy]

2. I collect pornographic tarot cards n/t

[Q3JR4]

27. Really?

Where can I get a set of pornographic tarot cards? Are they female pics or pics of men (:evilgrin:)?

[FloridaJudy]

30. Type "pornographic tarot cards" into Google

There are several sites that specialize in tarot cards. It's mostly conventional female/male erotica. I spotted one years ago that was male/male, but since I'm a hetero female, I passed on buying it. I haven't seen it since. It's probably a real collectors' item by now.

Here's one the least, um, explicit cards. Posting some of the others would get me in deep fertilizer from the moderators.

[bicentennial_baby]

3. Where were you when I needed you?!

x(

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6463632

[KitchenWitch]

25. Some 3000 miles south west of you.

:hi:

[mainegreen]

4. I like white chocolate better than real chocolate. n/t

[crim son]

49. You and me, separated at birth.

First the sour patch kids, now the white chocolate!

[mainegreen]

65. It's the alternative candy gene.

:7

[av8rdave]

5. I hate onions unless...

I'm eating souflaki.

Also, I'm missing half a thumb.

[Guava Jelly]

9. You freak!!!!

Guess What???
I hate onions unless fully cooked.Specially on pizza.And!!!
And on my right hand I am missing part of my index finger due to a work related accident.

[av8rdave]

14. Wow...well, from one freak to another...hope you're having a great weekend!

[Guava Jelly]

15. Not bad so far

But i am getting pretty tired.
I think it's bedtime for me.
You have a great weekend as well.

[Redstone]

8. I only own long-sleeved shirts, but always have the sleeves rolled up. Unless, of course,

I'm wearing a suit jacket.

Redstone

[darkstar]

10. My you-know-what smells like asparagus all the time

:hi:

[Generic Brad]

12. I love watching Harvey Birdman on Adult Swim

Only recently I discovered it On Demand and now I am hooked on the cartoon.

[jmm]

64. I guess I'm really weird then because

I have the first couple of seasons on DVD.

[AlCzervik]

13. every day i wear something black, sometimes all black no matter what season it is.

my car is a black convertible with a black top and black interior, i named her "Morticia" as that's what my husbands pet name is for me, his car is also a black convertible with a black top and interior. I used to try and get away from the black but i just can't. I also never, ever wear shorts, i don't care if it's 120f out, not wearing them.

[Cabcere]

16. I don't wear shorts, either...

...in fact, I don't think I've worn shorts since I graduated high school. :shrug: (Well, ok, sometimes I wear short spandex shorts under my skirt if I don't have any pantyhose available and need a bit of a "control top" effect (:blush:) but other than that, nope.)

Other weird things about me:
1) I was born and raised in Virginia and many of my relatives are very "Southern," but I hardly ever drink sweet tea, unless I have to - I much prefer unsweetened iced tea. :shrug:
2) I like to eat frozen peas (and also raw green beans and raw green peppers) - in fact, I much prefer them to cooked peas (or cooked green beans or peppers).
3) When I do my laundry, I have almost an entire load of tie-dyed clothing. :hippie:
4) I think martini glasses look really cool, and I kind of collect them (as well as other martini-related items - candles, picture frames, etc.). Most of the items in my "collection" are gifts from my best friend, who started the tradition when we were about fifteen.
5) I was born the day the space shuttle Challenger exploded, and have always felt a little guilty about that (I know, I know...totally illogical). :shrug:

[AlCzervik]

17. god i am so old, i remember the day that happened, i was at work in the break room

waiting to see it take off.

[Cabcere]

19. My mom was at the doctor's office

and the dr. had just confirmed that yes, she was in labor and needed to get to the hospital, so she went out into the lobby and saw my dad's butt hanging over the edge of the nurses' station. She went over to see what was going on and to tell him that they needed to get to the hospital, and he shushed her and told her to wait (!) because he had just heard on the radio at the nurses' station that the Challenger had exploded. :( Anyway, they made it to the hospital, I was born six hours later, and 21 years later they're still married, although I always tell my mom that she's a better woman than I am, because I would've probably smacked the snot out of him in that situation. :rofl: (Also - I don't think you're old! :hug: :hi: Lots of people remember that day, I think.)

[AlCzervik]

21. your Dad and mom sound like a riot. When i went into labor and my water broke

my husband says and i swear--"Omg Hon, that stinks" and i say "Get the fuck out of here now asshole!!!" and out he went for an hour.

[MnFats]

33. i had gone home for lunch, and caught it on TV all alone.

very strange.

[Redstone]

26. Nothing strange about that. I wear black pants and a black suitjacket every day (though my

Tony Lama boots aren't black; they're oxblood).

Redstone

[BarenakedLady]

18. Who me?

I'm perfectly normal.

:crazy: :silly:

[billyskank]

44. ...

:hug:

[BarenakedLady]

63. ....

:hug: back atcha!

[reyd reid reed]

20. Only one?

That'd be hard.

x(

[lizziegrace]

23. heh!

:hug:


:)

[Wapsie B]

22. I can belch whenever I want.

[u4ic]

24. I love having my feet tickled

:bounce:

[Xipe Totec]

66. Feet tickled, check.

(scribbles furiously)

[Ariana Celeste]

28. Not really weird I think, but,

I absolutely love the smell of stain on freshly sanded wood. I also love the smell of lacquer thinner.

[Q3JR4]

29. .....

I masturbate more than anyone else in the....wait...wrong show.

In my life I've been to four live showings of the Rocky Horror Picture show....three of them dressed as magenta....and I'm a guy. :D

Maybe it's not really all that weird, but I like it anyway.

[LaraMN]

31. Hmmm. Okay. Got one.

A long time ago (like two years ago) I became markedly alarmed and slightly depressed, having all but convinced myself that I had mouth cancer from smoking, but it turned out it was just cinnamon gum irritating the insides of my cheeks.

[SPKrazy]

32. I like Kitchen Witch

that's pretty weird in and of itself :P

:rofl:

[MnFats]

34. I appeared naked in my college's newspapeR.

They ran a story about area skinny-dipping spots and asked some users to allow them to shoot some pix. I was in a shot with a couple friends (IM, IF) and supposedly you couldn't see our faces well enough to identify us.
that was when i had my swimmer's body. it's long gone.

[WCGreen]

35. Other than the fact that I sit around in my boxers in the middle of the

night, communicating with strangers across the country...

Well, there was that time in Houston...

I was so drunk...

[QMPMom]

36. I don't own anything denim. I love peanut butter and dill

pickles on toast. Anything with bananas in it makes me want to hurl. I'm allergic to cinnamon.

[fizzgig]

55. i love pb and pickle sammiches!

and bananas are so disgusting

[Maine-ah]

37. I own a swing.

and not one of those ones that you use outside. :evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

38. an adult swing

:hide:

or one of these

[Maine-ah]

40. one of these...

:evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

42. you are Bad!

(I like you) :rofl:

[Maine-ah]

43. and weird....

:rofl: :evilgrin: (need smilie that wiggles eyebrows)

[Guava Jelly]

47. this one

[hippywife]

68. Pick one!

And my weird thing is I have too many smilies! LOL

[Deja Q]

39. I'm a 60s-phile.

People have told me I should have been born 25 years earlier. :)

[bigwillq]

41. I like to grow my toenails

until they're really long

[NewWaveChick1981]

45. I detest raw tomatoes, but I love them cooked...

...and I love tomato juice. :shrug: I have yet to figure that one out.

[Maineiac]

57. Raw tomatoes can be acidic depending on the soil

cooking them or processing them into juice deveopes the natural sugars and brings out the sweetness in them. It makes perfect sense.

[billyskank]

60. See?

Not a weird chick after all. :D

[NewWaveChick1981]

62. Awwww....thank you, sweetie...

:hug: :hi:

[NewWaveChick1981]

61. Thanks, Maineiac!

:hi: :D :hug: I guess that explains my weirdness all these years... :bounce: Raw tomatoes make me wanna gag, but I have no problem with them otherwise. Now I know. :woohoo:

[querelle]

46. I Have A Third Nipple

Just below my left nipple. I always thought it was just a rather large mole, but my doctor told me it was a third under-developed nipple. I was kind of freaked out at first, but now I'm proud of it. Come on........how many other people have this?

Q

[leeroysphitz]

48. I am obsessed with symmetry...

I break out a tape measure just to make sure that my computer speakers are equidistant from the center of my monitor and that my keyboard and monitor are centered upon one another and parallel...

I can't help it.

[Orsino]

50. I name it "Fred." n/t

[crim son]

51. I sweep the kitchen floor at least five times a day. At least!

I wear bare feet always when I'm inside and can't stand the feeling of even one crumb underfoot. Nobody is allowed to wear shoes in the house lest they bring in a speck of dirt.

[YankeyMCC]

52. I get more excited about a nice sweet piece of fresh fruit than pastry

And I don't mean so sound healthier-than-thou...I was never much of a pastry guy...and I do like a nice chocolate chip or oatmeal cookie now and then but I'll go for the fruit first every time even when I was a kid.

[Maineiac]

53. I'm still alive

There was a 90% probability that I'd be dirt napping right now. The next time a long shot comes through for me, I want it to be Power Ball.

[dysfunctional press]

54. i don't have a middle finger on my right hand.

damn thalidomide.

[Roon]

56. I was stabbed once at safeway.

Proximity rage.

[kimmerspixelated]

58. I think riding in a car with bad shocks is fun

because if you got them fixed, you wouldn't get to bounce around as much!

[hippiechick]

59. I never learned how to swim or ride a bike ...

:blush:

[democracyindanger]

67. I once killed a man just for snoring.

You can read all about it in a Time/Life book.