IF you were a clown..

[stuntcat]

What would your clown-name be?

I pick "Riddles" the Clown.
My husband picked "Go-Go" the Clown.

(If no one answers and picks a name then I'll feel like "Idiot" the Clown :-( )

[SPKrazy]

1. Nooooooooooooo!

and you are a pSc member

no CLOWNS!


I'm not :scared: I just don't like them :silly:

I used to be scared, but not anymore.



clown desensitization therapy helped me... :scared:


:rofl:

[stuntcat]

2. ooo I SAW your previous clown horror!!

You have to sort of get down-with-the-sickness though, embrace it!

Pick out a clown name or I'll GIVE YOU ONE :mad:

[SPKrazy]

4. me a clown name...

:scared: and you're so mad!

okay

tangent the clown

:rofl:

because I'm always on a tangent

:P

[stuntcat]

11. right on, Tangent

:headbang:

[SPKrazy]

12. yeah baby!

tangent!

:rofl:

:scared: of myself as a clown

[dysfunctional press]

3. kinko is already taken, so i'll go with pedo the clown.

Kinko, Kinko, the kid-loving clown
if the kids just love me back I'll never wear a frown
Kinko, Kinko, the kid loving clown
if the kids just love me back I'll never wear a frown!!!

Kinko's in his Kinko car, pockets full of change
lots of dirty pictures and sticky candy canes.
All the kids love Kinko for the presents that they get
silly leather clothes to wear and happy cigaretts.

-Hi boys and girls, my name is Kinko the clown!!!
-Hi Kinko!!!
-And I really love you boys and girls!!!
Really, really....
-Awwww
-But my legs get tired standing out in the parking lot handing out
stale tootsie rolls to you rugrats, so if anyone wants to come back
to Kinko's trailer and massage his legs, he'd really really like it.
Really, really.....

Kinko, Kinko, the kid-loving clown
if the kids just love me back I'll never wear a frown
Kinko, Kinko, the kid loving clown
if the kids just love me back I'll never wear a frown!!!

We go to Kinkos clubhouse, sometimes after school
we play in Kinkos crawl space, there's never any room
We have to sit on Kinkos lap there's never any chairs
Kinko likes to tickle us and give us funny stares.

-Gee I haven't had this much fun since Christmas when I got
to play Santa Clause and all the boys and girls got to sit on Kinko's lap-
-Mommy mommy! Kinko hurt me!-
-But that was in Indianapolis and thanks to the liberal reciprocity laws here
Kinko can be with you boys and girls today or anytime.

Jimmy Johnson ran away and didn't say goodbuy
Kinko went to look for him to help the FBI
But Kinko has some handcuffs on his eyes were full of tears
said "I'll be back to play with you sometime in 20 years!"

Kinko, Kinko, the kid-loving clown
the parents wanna beat me up and run me outa town!
Kinko, Kinko, the kid-loving clown
tar and feather Kinko and run him out of town!

-Bye boy's and girls!!!!
-Bye Kinko! See you at the turn of the century!
-Kinko really love you boys and girls!!
Really, really....

[Burma Jones]

5. Man oh Man, I hate Clowns........

[SPKrazy]

6. i know

and stunt cat is on a tear with this :scared:

[Kutjara]

7. "Chainsaw" the Clown

They won't know what hit 'em.

[stuntcat]

16. so perfect

Perfect CLOWN name

[SoxFan]

8. Dubya!

What else???

[LaurenG]

9. Welcome to DU and that is the scariest clown ever!

:scared:

[stuntcat]

13. for definite, the scariest clown

:scared:

[querelle]

10. Ouchy

Ouchy the clown. Nice to beat you!



http://www.ouchytheclown.com/

Q

[datasuspect]

14. fuckles the clown

this is my promotional poster:

[stuntcat]

15. LOL!!

omg! :rofl:

[Orsino]

17. Magnifico the Fool. n/t

[Phoonzang]

18. If I was a clown I'd shoot myself

To save my soul and save the world from my evil. :evilgrin:

[stuntcat]

20. (make sure first that it's a murder-suicide)

I haven't heard of a clown murder-suicide, not yet.

[Deja Q]

19. Hypno a'Go-Go

:D

[LeftyFingerPop]

21. John T. Smith, Esq., the clown n/t