Aww, republicans must have awful back problems

[Connonym]

what with all the massages they get. The really sad thing? I bet their insurance company would have paid for it if they had gone through a preferred provider. :sarcasm: Do they really think people are that dumb?

<snip> A federal grand jury indicted Deborah Jeane Palfrey in March on charges of running a high-class call girl ring in the nation's capital from her home in Vallejo, Calif. She maintains the escort service did not engage in prostitution.

Palfrey said she turned over phone records to ABC News hoping the documents would unveil thousands of clients, such as Randall Tobias, and compel them to testify on her behalf.

Tobias, who resigned Friday as head of the Bush administration's foreign aid programs, confirmed to ABC News that he used Palfrey's escort firm, Pamela Martin & Associates, but said he only received legal services such as massages.

[Ms_Dem_Meanor]

1. Gotta have a spine to have a back. eom

[AllegroRondo]

2. They're just following standard Repub damage control

step 1: we didnt do anything wrong,
2: OK, we did something wrong, but it wasnt illegal
3: OK, it was illegal, but Dems did it too
4: OK, Dems didnt do it, but they knew about it and didnt say anything
5: OK, they didnt know, but they've done worse things
6: Clinton!!!!

[lizerdbits]

3. Great way to simplify them.

So accurate.

[madinmaryland]

4. Definately Number SIX!!1!!

It's always the Clenis!

:rofl:

[Connonym]

5. Too true

and too funny

[Wetzelbill]

6. Yes, I am going to go out and try to get a "massage" myself

Only a massage.

I remember my first massage. Well, actually, I was drunk, so like Gonzo, I can't recall. Yes.. that's my excuse.

I was curious to know if he wore a condom for that massage. Or if Rush gave him so Viagra beforehand.

[AllegroRondo]

7. I want to know if he told his wife about the massage

after all, if it was innocent and legal, she should have known, right?

[Wetzelbill]

8. oh yes definitely

I mean if he had a doctor's appointment I'm sure he'd let her know? Or if he was going to be late coming home, I'm sure he'd tell her why. It's not like he was doing anything that was against "family values" or anything. :)

[Little Wing]

9. Prostate massage

;-)

[Karenina]

10. ABC will certainly redact that list

HEAVILY.

[SOteric]

11. Of course they have back problems.

That's what happens when you spend years kissing your own ass.