Democratic Underground Latest Greatest Lobby Journals Search Options Help Login
Google

How would you have answered that "Two attacks" terrorism question in the debate?

Printer-friendly format Printer-friendly format
Printer-friendly format Email this thread to a friend
Printer-friendly format Bookmark this thread
This topic is archived.
Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU
 
Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-30-07 01:32 PM
Original message
How would you have answered that "Two attacks" terrorism question in the debate?
I would have simply said: "Unleash Jack Bauer."

Then drank a can of oil while eating nails for the rest of the thirty seconds. I also would have been staring down Brian Williams with an icy glare the whole time.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
Bicoastal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-30-07 03:05 PM
Response to Original message
1. Here's another version of that question....
Senator Obama, if you came home to find both your house and car on fire, how hard would you punch the guy you thought did it?
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-30-07 03:27 PM
Response to Original message
2. I'd just blame Clinton like everything else is blamed on him
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-30-07 03:34 PM
Response to Original message
3. Institute a draft for all under-40 Republicans that put the previous President in office
and thus left us unable to fend off such an attack.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-30-07 03:56 PM
Response to Reply #3
4. and stockpile lots of toilet paper too nt
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
DU AdBot (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view 
this author's profile Click to add 
this author to your buddy list Click to add 
this author to your Ignore list Fri May 03rd 2024, 03:48 PM
Response to Original message
Advertisements [?]
 Top

Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators


Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.

Home  |  Discussion Forums  |  Journals |  Store  |  Donate

About DU  |  Contact Us  |  Privacy Policy

Got a message for Democratic Underground? Click here to send us a message.

© 2001 - 2011 Democratic Underground, LLC