Paris Hilton petitions for a pardon, you'll never guess why

[Connonym]

The petition, which had more than 900 signatures by Tuesday morning, urges the California actor-turned-governor to pardon Hilton because she provides "beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives."

In a message that went up Monday on her MySpace page and reported in the New York Post, the hotel heiress writes (in her own spelling): "My friend Joshua started this petition, please help and sihn it. i LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!"

The petition, directed to California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, asks that Hilton be pardoned from her sentence of 45 days in jail for violating the terms of her probation by driving with a suspended license. The punishment was handed down in Los Angeles Superior Court on Friday. An appeal has been filed.

"I urge all fans and supporters and all that are outraged by injustice to sign this petition," writes Hilton.

Just for that I think she should get the death penalty. And I'm against the death penalty.

[ronnykmarshall]

1. Oh now be careful.

The judgmental police are out here and might think you're as "obsessed" with her as "I am".

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

4. The judgement police?

Are those the kinds of people that write to their local newspaper editors because their favorite TV pariah's in some new scandal?

:rofl:

[asthmaticeog]

9. No, just the people who stalk them from thread to thread on the subject.

[Tektonik]

10. seconded, n/t

[MonkeyFunk]

12. Like the poor and split ends...

the pop-culture scolds will be with us always.

[ronnykmarshall]

14. No shit.

I'm dealing with a fucking pycho bitch right now that is posting my phone number because of my letter and something negative I said on another chat board about La Hilton. Sometimes a wonder is being a jerk is not just a republican thing.

[WindRavenX]

15. omg

fo real???

[ronnykmarshall]

17. Mmm Hmm .

Fo' real.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

27. So...

judgement police are the kinds of people that reply to the same topic in two different threads...

But you'd be fine if I just wrote to my local newspaper editor and complained there?

:D

[asthmaticeog]

31. I wouldn't give a shit.

Which is kind of the entire fucking point.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

24. how weird is it to be obsessed with what you consider someone elses obsession?

so i need to stalk you around because i feel you are obsessed by something :crazy:

[JVS]

2. FREE PARIS!

[Deja Q]

35. I don't care how cheap she is, she's gross and I have standards!

:spray:

[Deja Q]

3. She is the ugliest human being ever to have been given fame.

Her exterior appearance has to be boosted with hundreds of dollars' worth of make-up and other cosmetics.

Her interior personality speaks for itself.

She's a cow.

Moooooo.

[CBHagman]

18. You mustn't insult cows in that fashion.

After all, they chew their cud and give birth to calves and give us milk for yoghurt and ice cream, and they stand calmly in fields. In short, they exhibit grace and dignity, which is more than I can say for that creature with the vulgar attire and sense of entitlement.

[BlueJazz]

5. If she gives 90% of her money to the poor.....Sure..I'll sign it .....nt

[sniffa]

6. beauty?

:puke:

[AlCzervik]

7. pretty if you're into bunions.

god sakes get thee to the podiatrist Stat!

i have ugly feet but hers are far worse.

[MichiganVote]

8. Are those really her feet!??! Those are some of the ugliest toes I've ever seen.

[LeftyMom]

11. I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Eew.

[Xipe Totec]

13. She's a legend in her own mind nt

[flvegan]

16. She should push her stance on swallowing.

I'm sure Arnie would appreciate her love for the local, uh...you know, wildlife, which consists of those delightful birds, the swallows.

[Wetzelbill]

19. I almost respect the pure audacity of using that as an excuse

[bleedingheart]

20. Hilton and her buddies do nothing but make fun of the rest of us..

adding "beauty and excitement"? Bullshit.

She and her spoiled buddy Nicole basically mocked the lives the majority of Americans lead...oh people will tell me that it is about her ineptitude...but actually it was a mockery of the hardworking people...the entire show could be broken down to ...


"neener neener neener....we are playing "middle class"...and boy aren't we glad that we really don't have to live this way..."

How people can even care about this worthless piece of shit I can't imagine but to pardon her would make a mockery of the regular folks who are in prison serving out their time because they aren't famous...

Will Arnie pardon the guy who is in jail because he sold reefers to these rich bastards...nope...but he will pardon a "party girl" who very well might have bought the reefer from him...

[cloudbase]

21. She should DIAF. n/t

[GoneOffShore]

22. This is way too funny.

:rofl:

I sent something to Jill about Pariah. No response yet.

RonnyK I'm envious. You have an online stalker and I don't. :( :cry:

[Bassic]

23. I guess we have different concepts of beauty and excitement.

Jesus Christ, some people are such wastes of air, water and food.

[peekaloo]

25. Jail is so not hot!

[bertha katzenengel]

26. I may urp myself.

:eyes: <-- that's a mild reaction; i can't post what i really think -- i'll get tombstoned

[Orrex]

28. I've just reconsidered my opposition to capital punishment

Maybe we can have her declared an enemy combatant?

[wildhorses]

29. i think she would be prettier and far more exciting if she went to jail

:bounce:

i get warm fuzzies just thinking about it:loveya:

[Rob H.]

30. "beauty"?

She looks as if she's made of plastic (I'm series!1!! Her skin has no pores!). I've never seen the attraction. :shrug:

[Dukkha]

32. Schwarzenegger should respond to her

Dear Stupid Spoiled Whore,

Your request for a pardon is denied.

Sincerely,
The Mundane Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.

[Orrin_73]

33. She is a nasty witch

she once paid a poor fellow $800 to pour cola on his face.

[sasquatch]

34. As somebody that is advicating for someone else's pardon I fell this is....

COMPLETE AND TOTOAL BULLSHIT!!

Paris Hilton get's a slap on the wrist and she couldn't even follow through with it.

[Left Is Write]

36. I am definitely outraged by injustice.

You know, the kind of injustice where someone can repeatedly flout the law and expect to be let off just because she's a self-described glamour kitten.

[LynneSin]

37. Can we start a petition to leave her in jail for 45 years

I think the world would thank us!

[WritingIsMyReligion]

38. I know a beautiful, gracious person on my own terms.

That sort of shit wouldn't fly with my friend, who I'm sure is infinitely more intelligent, gracious, and warm than Hilton, and who has enriched uncountable lives; why should it fly with this thing, who contributes nothing to society?

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

39. Oh, God, she just CAN'T go to jail ...

... think of the Chihuahua, fercrissakes!
:rofl:

Help her, Arnold!!