The Subliminal Simian of all CAPTIONS

[cosmicdot]

Doctors, with a wink and a nudge, pronounced him in excellent health noting actinic keratoses and nasal telangiectasias ... he'll be resting at the Crawford Mental Institution (he's being told he's going to 'the ranch'; that he has literally 'bought the ranch') after it was discovered that what was thought to have been a calf strain may not have been in his calf afterall ...

[cosmicdot]

1. W got some new quick-kick meds during his physical ...

... truly getting his summer buzz on ...... leaving many thinking it's only fair to issue everyone the same meds so we can, at a minimum, be on a similar page in this seemingly parallel universe ...

[peekaloo]

2. nasal telangiectasias.........fancy talk for "gin blossoms"

or does he need more B12 for the coke?

5 finger rectal exam went A-O-K!

[bocadem]

3. that's a snazzy new haircut n/t

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[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

4. So what does an unelected president do when he's

lied the military into a deadly quagmire, let the Palestinian and North Korean situations disintegrate into disaster, made a farce out of security against terrorism, destroyed the credibility of the country, created record job loss and deficits with his idiotic tax cuts to rich donors, and divided the country and the world as never before?

"I'm goin to Disneyworld! Vacay -tion Time! Mission Accomplished! Woo hoo!"

[skip fox]

6. You beat me . . . very close to each others' posts.

But I didn't copy . . . honest.

:toast:

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

7. Well, we both agree that he looks thrilled to go on vacation, so

if he's so happy about it, he should just STAY away, far, far away.

[skip fox]

5. W. is "thinking": "Hot damn! Crawford at last. Goodness knows I've

earned a rest. I mean the jobless rate is poking the nation in the prostrate,
interest rates have headed up, still no Saddam, much less Osama or WMDs,
North Korea is pulling the hairs on my balls, and I've lost absolutely all credibility
for both myself and my nation. I'm beat! This is gonna be great! VACATION!!!"

[skip fox]

8. Come on, DU, this deserves more CAPTIONS!

:bounce:

[cosmicdot]

9. so long, suckas ... I won't rest until I've cleared all the brush ...

... they deposited around the 'ranch', so I can go out there and pretend to be clearing brush ... and, I won't rest until I've caught all the fish they've put in my pond ... and, I won't rest until I've collected several million dollars for my campaign chest ... isn't it cool about August ... everything shuts down just like magic ... no terra ... no poverty ... the checks are in the mail ... I'm really hoping I can find a genie in the bottle this year so that I can make 3 wishes, the first being to have 3 more wishes ... I learned that one from a fellow named Skip ... finding horseshoes and cure-all medicine bottles in the past have been nice, but I'm hoping for the trifecta of all brush finds .... fiddle dee, fiddle dum ... everything is on cruise control .... yi-ha ...

[cosmicdot]

10. ... with or without a lobotomy ... things are going to go on ...

... whether I'm officially "on vacation" or not ... it really doesn't matter ... every day is a vacation for me ... I'm just a figure head ... what? do you think it matters whether I'm here or there?