I can't take JackMN to the park. He is gross.

[LaraMN]

We went there last night and he licked ALL the playground equipment. Seriously. He climbed up onto a mesh platform, and I watched in utter revulsion as he squirmed across it on his belly, licking the entire length of it. I couldn't reach him and kept shouting, "no! no! stop, Jack! don't lick that- it's icky!" He licked the swings, he licked the slide; he licked everything. He had dirt all over his teeth when we got home.

He's gonna get a tapeworm.

:puke:

[bicentennial_baby]

1. OMG!

:rofl:

I'm sorry, but... :rofl:

:loveya:

[LaraMN]

2. Earlier, he was walking around with a battery in each hand

and when I tried to take them away, he got mad and started kissing them.
He's so weird.

[WCGreen]

9. Well, he is your child now isn't he....

[Midlodemocrat]

3. What I wouldn't give for just one hour in the LaraMN household.

:rofl:

[LaraMN]

4. You can have the hour RIGHT before Jack's nap.

He's totally a mean, crabby jerk, then. When he has to go to bed, he suddenly becomes really, really sweet. SO sweet that you don't want to leave him in his bed. I wonder why that is.:eyes:

[ThomCat]

5. I love your JackMN stories.

:)

I'd hate to have to deal with them, but I enjoy hearing about them.

I wish you much patience. :)

[brook]

6. I love JackMN stories too.

And LaraMN's an amazing Mom!

Been awhile since we had us some JackMN pics though, (hint hint):hi:

[ThomCat]

7. There is a very cute one on another thread right now.

:)

[brook]

12. Thanks.

Found it.

[Benfea]

8. Buwahahahaha!

How old is he?

Has he started his injury collection yet? All little boys get one eventually. ;)

[wildhorses]

10. you know ---

you are writing a book

post by post

in the lounge...

and

it is a funny one, too

:hi:

[tigereye]

11. and you know the more you want them not to do it, the more they will

:hug:

fortunately kids seem to have some innate germ protection, or something...

[GoneOffShore]

13. Hey, at least he's not playing with lead fishing sinkers.

Like I used to.

Didn't seem to effect me none.

[Zookeeper]

14. He'll grow up with a healthy immune system....

if he can survive whatever he's consuming at the moment. :+

:hi:

[evlbstrd]

15. Don't worry.

He's building his immunity.

[VenusRising]

16. ...

This thread tastes funny!!

:rofl:

[LaraMN]

17. It tastes like shoes and rocks. and a foot.

:bounce:

[VenusRising]

18. and dirt.

Especially if it was all in his teeth. Bless your infinite patience.

If I ever become a mother, I hope to have 1/10 the patience you have.

I hear that's why they make them so cute.

They are harder to toss out to the garbage man that way. :P

[Redstone]

19. A spring-type clothespin or one of those black binder clips will solve that problem.

Redstone

[LaraMN]

20. But then he'll make the sad face and I"ll crumble.

I'm chopped off at the knees by the sad face!

[jakefrep]

21. If it doesn't kill him, it will make him stronger...

...he's just building up his immunity.