LeftyMom
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Fri May-11-07 11:12 PM
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God damn it, why do my pants keep shrinking? |
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Or am I getting fatter? I don't have the time or the money to do shit about it, so I'm going to pretend that's not it. :cry:
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Fri May-11-07 11:13 PM
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1. you're just washing them in water... |
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that's too hot...or too cold...or too something. Trust me. :)
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LeftyMom
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Fri May-11-07 11:14 PM
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2. Ooh, you're good at this. |
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Fri May-11-07 11:18 PM
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Edited on Fri May-11-07 11:18 PM by VelmaD
I lost about half my body weight but I never settled and somehwere my body is comfortable. So I bounce between about 3 diffeent sizes. It isn't really my fault...it's that damn dryer.
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Fri May-11-07 11:15 PM
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3. Maybe you're the victim of a practical joke |
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concocted by one B.J. Hunnicutt.
"Starting tomorrow... he gets taller."
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Fri May-11-07 11:18 PM
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5. The air has gotten bigger. |
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Sat May-12-07 07:58 AM
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17. The drunken genuis speaks! |
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listen to this woman! :o
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Fri May-11-07 11:26 PM
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6. My belts are shrinking too. Weird huh? |
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Fri May-11-07 11:32 PM
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7. It happens to me a lot.... |
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Sat May-12-07 12:02 AM
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It's ruining our pants! :cry:
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Sat May-12-07 12:07 AM
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9. It's all Clinton's fault |
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I wouldn't want to be the one to tell flvegan...
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LeftyMom
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Sat May-12-07 12:15 AM
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Is there any evil it's not capable of?
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Sat May-12-07 12:10 AM
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10. I wouldn't touch that post, with a ten foot poll.... |
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...oh, wait, I just did.... :yoiks:
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Lord Helmet
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Sat May-12-07 12:20 AM
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12. keep telling yourself your pants are shrinking |
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Sat May-12-07 03:11 AM
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13. I used to be able to keep mine stretched out by exercising regularly. |
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But now they shrink every time I try them on. I think it's a terrorist plot!
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Sat May-12-07 03:16 AM
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14. Same damn thing keeps happening to me, too! |
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Sat May-12-07 04:34 AM
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15. Hmm...could you be pregnant? The weight gain necessary for that might give you pants trouble. |
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Doubt it, but I felt like making someone jump today. ;)
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Sat May-12-07 07:48 AM
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Sat May-12-07 01:51 PM
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26. Well, yeah, but I wasn't trying to make YOU jump. |
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Sorry, pal.
:hug:
Oh, and I owe you yet another thank-you for giving me the data on those condos. I'm gonna drive over to Tampa in a few and check them out.
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Sat May-12-07 10:02 AM
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Sat May-12-07 09:35 AM
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18. Sometimes it is the dryer |
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Especially if your sleeves are getting shorter as well.
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Sat May-12-07 10:03 AM
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20. Dammit, stop putting them in the dryer on "high!" |
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That shrinks 'em every time!
Bake
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Sat May-12-07 10:13 AM
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21. it's a general pants conspiracy.... |
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Edited on Sat May-12-07 10:14 AM by mike_c
Mine are in on it too, the bastards! You might even call it a widespread conspiracy....
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Sat May-12-07 12:36 PM
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25. Levi Strauss is in cahoots with the Taliban |
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forcing us to continually buy new jeans as they shrink beyond our ability to fit in them. I think Ccolonel Sanders is in on it, too. And don't forget Ronald McDonald. Don't let that clown face fool you.
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Sat May-12-07 10:59 AM
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22. You're not gaining weight |
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but due to your enhanced intelligence, your brain has exceeded the size of your cranial cavity and has started to occupy other area of your body.
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Sat May-12-07 12:05 PM
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23. Isn't it amazing how that happens when you pack them away for a season? |
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They never fit again when you unpack them! :grr:
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Sat May-12-07 12:31 PM
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24. take the advice flvegan once gave to me: drink some green tea. |
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Sat May-12-07 02:25 PM
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Sat May-12-07 02:43 PM
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29. Here is something to make |
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you feel better. The chemicals they put in fabric to keep it from shrinking washes out after so many washings! Really, that is true.
If ALL of your pants are shrinking,,,,,,it's something else..
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Sat May-12-07 02:48 PM
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30. My pants are getting tighter as well |
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Odd thing though..They only get tighter when i am wading through all the hawt naked pictures in my pm box.:silly: ok so i'm lieing. I don't have any hot pictures in my pm box grrrrrrr!! :mad:
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