Robb
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Tue May-22-07 05:07 PM
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So I was out mowing my 5 acre lawn, and humiliating my bully child... |
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...eating my KFC, and this dude has the nerve to tell me I've got smelly pits and my BBQ sucks.
So, I shot him. Then bribed a councilman to take his house through eminent domain.
I've about had it with you freakin' liberal maniacs. I'll be in the tub.
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Tue May-22-07 06:07 PM
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shampoo your $500 haircut.
:hi:
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lost-in-nj
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Tue May-22-07 06:28 PM
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2. What did you bribe the councilman with??? |
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A dinner at Olive Garden???? with a nursing mother????
Or to make him dinner with corn flaked fried chicken????
:rofl: :rofl:
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Tue May-22-07 06:33 PM
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3. That's what you get for breast feeding in public, hippie. |
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Tue May-22-07 07:02 PM
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4. I once shot a man in Robb's lawn, just to watch him compost |
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Tue May-22-07 07:16 PM
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5. Did you turn him once a week |
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so it would rot evenly?????
:spray: :spray:
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Tue May-22-07 07:48 PM
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6. Nope, I just had my pit bulls chew off the rot as I watched from the comfort |
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Edited on Tue May-22-07 07:49 PM by DS1
of my Marlboro Miles prize inflatable HammacherSchlemmer beach chair while sipping on a Vodka Martini with a conflict diamond in each ice cube....
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lost-in-nj
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Tue May-22-07 07:55 PM
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but did you call your congressman RIGHT NOW???!!!////11111111
:hi: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :popcorn:
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