Man Waves To TV Helicopter While On Beach With Mistress - BIL Is Watching, Calls His Wife

[matcom]

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ROME (Reuters) - A man who took his mistress to the beach made the mistake of waving to a film crew on a helicopter covering Italy's bicycle race and was discovered by his wife.

According to media reports, the man was with his younger mistress on a beach in northern Italy when the helicopter passed overhead with a crew covering the Giro d'Italia cycling classic.

The man waved, the camera zoomed in, and the couple ended up on live television.

The brother of the man's wife thought it was his sister he was seeing on television and called her on her mobile phone, sure that it was she on the beach with her husband.

Instead, she was at home by herself and when her husband returned with a sun tan, he had some explaining to do.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070525/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_italy_mistress;_ylt=AtDgY_kv8BiJNwPPvRSww990bBAF

[huskerlaw]

1. Oooh...

SNAP!

:rofl:

[LostinVA]

2. OMG!!!

[underpants]

3. When did the EYEtalians figure out how to fly helicopters?

Everytime I see one standing in the window making pizzas I think "My god they used to have an empire"

[petronius]

7. ...

:spray:

[edbermac]

4. Honey, she was drowning, I had to give her mouth-to-mouth!

:rofl:

[Rosie1223]

5. A true tale from my small town...

The wife was supposed to be visiting her mother in Iowa, instead she went to the Cubs game with her boyfriend. Husband and son were watching the game on TV and saw her on the jumbo-tron.

She had some 'splaining to do.

[underpants]

10. Story from a friend

Couple he knew were planning their wedding. The came back to his hometown for a weekend. She and his mother were going to go out for the day shopping and lunch etc and asked if he would like to come along. He declined saying that he was going to get a massage.


Mom and the fiancee are sitting in a restaraunt when who should walk in and sit down right next to them but HIM and his old girlfriend. Lets just say that it was after lunch as well as after....... :evilgrin:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

6. Oops.

Discretion is the better part of impropriety, too.

[eyepaddle]

9. LOL!

"Discretion is the better part of impropriety, too"

Do you mind if I use that phrase constantly? :rofl:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

12. Be my guest!

:D :toast:

[Catherine Vincent]

8. ROTFL!

:rofl:

[texas1928]

11. Friend of mine, was married and had kids. Well he got fixed...

He and his first wife split up and after a few years he got married again. Well one day his new wife came home all excited, cause they were having a baby. Needless to say they are not married anymore.

[tandot]

13. There is a very small chance that he is not sterile:

http://www.urotoday.com/browse_categories/male_infertility/vasectomys_failure_rate_in_contraception_about_1.html

One year after vasectomy, the cumulative probability of failure per 1,000 vasectomy procedures was 9.4.

According to the U.S. Collaborative Review of Sterilization (CREST) Working Group, among a group of 540 women aged 18 to 44 whose husbands underwent vasectomy, 6 became pregnant 6 to 72 weeks after vasectomy.

Half of the failures occurred within 3 months of vasectomy, when "most providers" advise couples to use back-up contraception or refrain from intercourse, Dr. Denise J. Jamieson from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention in Atlanta and colleagues note. However, 2 pregnancies occurred more than 12 months after vasectomy.

Two, three, and five years after vasectomy, the cumulative probability of failure per 1,000 procedures was 11.3.

[texas1928]

14. He had a paternity test. Plus he had been fixed for a about 5-6 years.

It was not his kid.

[tandot]

15. It is good that we have DNA tests. That settles it pretty quickly

He apparently didn't tell her that he was fixed, which is not quite fair. However, I would have loved to see the face of that cheating liar after he told her that little fact.

[texas1928]

16. He said it was pretty much...

WHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTT!?!?!? She tried to get mad and yell at him, but he looked at her and said "you slept with someone else." And everytime she tried to turn it around. It was "you slept with someone else."

[MountainLaurel]

17. Funny that it was an accident

And that he thought the bimbo was actually his sister.

:shrug:

[NaturalHigh]

18. Whatever happened to hotels with hourly rates?

[UrbScotty]

19. Newt just can't get away with anything!! (nt)