Nicholas D Wolfwood
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Fri May-25-07 03:33 PM
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Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain. |
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Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
When Chuck Norris breaks the law, the law doesn't heal.
Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card.
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Fri May-25-07 03:35 PM
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Fri May-25-07 03:35 PM
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2. And yet he thinks his imaginary friend made the world. |
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Fri May-25-07 03:43 PM
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3. Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer |
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but Chuck Norris never cries, ever.
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Fri May-25-07 03:45 PM
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4. After saving Los Angeles from repeated terror attacks, the city |
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named a road after Jack Bauer. It wasn't until after people started dropping dead in the middle that the city remembered that nobody crosses Jack Bauer and lives.
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Fri May-25-07 03:46 PM
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