Why do single men never think I'm flirting with them?

[NMDemDist2]

:evilgrin:


'Course it could be cuz I'm not. or is that too obvious?

:rofl:

[Adsos Letter]

1. Occam's Razor

The simplest solution is probably the correct one :evilgrin:

[NMDemDist2]

4. gwerk!

D'OH!! :dunce:


:rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

2. In case you havent noticed

we men arent that bright.:dunce:

[Deja Q]

3. Hardly. Men just have more obvious signs when they're feelin' frisky...

[Adsos Letter]

5. Yeah...sometimes ya gotta be careful when ya stand up...

:D

[Deja Q]

10. Or maybe he's right; I am stupid...

[NMDemDist2]

6. you don't think it's cuz these pants make my ass look big??

:hide:

[Adsos Letter]

9. Your ass is not big; hence, no pants could acheive that effect

:D

[NMDemDist2]

11. ding ding ding!!

correct answer my dear :loveya:

[Adsos Letter]

13. No problem...I was raised to be honest

:evilgrin:

[NMDemDist2]

14. It's official then!

You are my new favoritest DUer :loveya:

:rofl:

[Adsos Letter]

15. *thunk*

:D

edited to replace *thump* with *thunk*, as in collapsing to the floor rather than being knuckled on the head like a melon...

:evilgrin:

[NMDemDist2]

16. ooooo am I your first DU crush??

:loveya:

[JVS]

7. Hey hot stuff, wanna play some bridge?

I can't bid well, but I know how to play a bit.

[NMDemDist2]

8. OK sugar, you can shuffle my deck anytime

;)

[JVS]

12. PM sent