How can you tell if a Republican is well hung?

[BreweryYardRat]

You can't get a finger between the rope and his neck.












Note for Agent Mike: No, I'm not advocating violence. It's a joke.

[AllegroRondo]

1. sadly, the past tense of hang is hanged.

when used in that context, anyway.

[BreweryYardRat]

2. I know. But it doesn't lure people into reading the punchline as well.

[AllegroRondo]

5. There's always the corollary joke

(from Blazing Saddles)

"They said you was hung."

"They was right!"

[pagerbear]

3. Sadly, nobody knows that any more.

And nobody cares about grammar (or spelling!) on the intarwebz.

[pdx_prog]

4. would give the joke away immediately.

:bounce:

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. That would make him well hanged, sadly.