Anyone care to cheer up ?

[moof]

To eileen_d & anyone else that could use a grin

hope you have not seen all of these before.

Check your computer for these virus

Freudian Virus
Your computer becomes obsessed with its own motherboard.
Or becomes very jealous of the size
of your friend's hard drive.

Lorena Bobbit Virus
Turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy.

Tonya Harding Virus
Turns your .BAT files into lethal weapons.

Paul Revere Virus
Warns of an impending virus infection: 1 if by LAN, 2 if by C:\

Ollie North Virus
Plays a patriotic .WAV while it shreds your files.

Joey Buttafuaco Virus
Only attacks minor files.

AT&T Virus
Every three minutes it tells you
what great service you are getting.

MCI Virus
Every three minutes it reminds you that you're
paying too much for the AT&T virus.

Politically Correct Virus
Never calls itself a "virus," but instead
refers to itself as an "electronic microorganism."

Ross Perot Virus
Activates every component in your system,
just before the whole darn thing quits.

Government Economist Virus
Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software
says everything is fine.

Federal Beaurocrat Virus
Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which does practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of your computer.

Congressional Virus #1
The computer locks up, screen splits erratically with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem.

Congressional Virus #2
Runs every program on the hard drive simultaneously but
doesn't allow the user to accomplish anything.

Airline Virus
You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.

Jimmy Hoffa Virus
Your programs can never be found again.

[Kamika]

1. GOOD POST!

Government Economist Virus
Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software
says everything is fine
:D

[ScreamingMeemie]

2. Frequent victim of the Jimmy Hoffa virus here...

:hi: Very funny. Thanks for sharing!

[Jack Rabbit]

3. The Saddam's WMD virus

Attacks files that were purged years ago.