David Hasselhoff - "Hooked On A Feeling"

[crim son]

Okay, the guy I'm seeing just sent me this link. What am I supposed to think? :rofl: Of course, I'm sending him "Jump In My Car" by the same "artist."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNy4tfx8XYo

[mainegreen]

1. That is why people who do Ecstasy should not be making videos.

That was bad. Bad and weird.
:rofl:

[crim son]

5. Maybe it's very clever.

Is there any way one could sell The Hoff without making him ridiculous? :D

[countingbluecars]

2. I think your guy has a great sense of humor.

That video is hysterical!

[crim son]

6. That, or he is a very ill man.

:rofl:

[Writer]

3. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

:banghead: :cry:

[crim son]

7. What's wrong?

I posted it special, just for you! :P

[Writer]

11. Perhaps there will be a day when I am drunk enough to make it through that video...

but it is not today. No, not today, dear crim son. For today I choose to remain sane.

(cue dramatic exit music)

[crim son]

12. Ah, sweetie, I forgot all about your tender sensibilities!

Begging your forgiveness. :7

[Writer]

27. David Hasselhoff is like cryptonite to me.

One listen renders me helpless.

(My tender sensibilities? Yeah, I suppose I'm a softy inside... but not for this twerp. :P)

[querelle]

4. Kamp Klassik!

I luvz it!

Does it get any better than this!

Q

[crim son]

8. So far, no!

I may not be moving back to Canada after all. :hi:

[querelle]

9. Oh Come On!

We're not all as tasteless as me! Wontcha come on home? Pleeze?

Q

[crim son]

10. You aren't tasteless:

you're a classic!

[Downtown Hound]

13. Somebody kill me

I mean it. End my pain. I can't go on after watching that video. I'd blow my brains out myself but I'm too distraught right now to walk to go get the gun. Maybe later.

[crim son]

14. If you're really serious about that, I know what will put you

over the edge:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgX-hiQdfFw

Enjoy!

[Downtown Hound]

15. My God, you are the most masochistic woman I've ever met!

I like that in a person!

[crim son]

19. So the handcuffs suggest.

:hi:

[querelle]

20. OMG You Are Evil!

On second thought, don't come back to Canada. Your type of filth and treachery is not needed here.

Stay away evil dirty woman!

Q

[crim son]

22. Evil perhaps.

Dirty? Nevah!

[Omphaloskepsis]

16. I saw this video a long time ago....

I will not attempt to watch it again... Even thinking about remembering it makes me need a drink..

[crim son]

17. Geez,

you thinking about remembering it and needing a drink makes me need a drink too.

I was perfectly fine before you got here. :P

[Omphaloskepsis]

23. I just couldn't resist... I watched the damn thing.. twice..

Now I really want to spend tomorrow searching for a nice leather jacket to compliment my slender shoulders.

[crim son]

25. I did notice that the jacket bulked him out a bit.

And he's wearing pants, to hide his chickenlegs. Not that there's anything wrong with chickenlegs.

Goodnight Omphalo! Too much Hoff has me overstimulated... I need a dark and quiet room...

[Robeson]

18. It's beyond me. I think Heidi had a theory about the Germans infatuation...

...with him, which she talked about in here onetime.

[crim son]

21. Hmmm, I'd be interested to read that.

I do realize that the Germans are confused about what exactly is good music, but those videos! Also Hoff's little piggy eyes and absent eyebrows. Ah well, how boring this world would be if we were all alike.

[Tektonik]

24. That video is why I respect Hasslehoff

He does not take himself seriously and most people w/ that character trait are generally good people in my book

[crim son]

26. You're giving him the benefit of the doubt, then.

That's charitable! I haven't seen enough of him to know how he views his own talents, but I agree that in this vid, he seems to be making the best of it.