Husband Writes Profanity On Wife's Body While She Slept - Wife Bites Husband - Wife Jailed

[matcom]

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A Bluffton woman who woke up to find profanities written on her arms, legs and back ended up in jail Thursday.

While she was asleep, her husband scrawled the words on her with an ink pen, according to a Beaufort County Sheriff's Office report.

Seeing the markings caused her to fly into a rage and start fighting with her husband. While the two wrestled, she bit her husband in the stomach and back, the report said.

She admitted to police that she bit her husband twice and threatened him with a wooden board, the report says.

The woman was released Friday, according to the jail's online log.

http://www.islandpacket.com/news/local/story/6546930p-5826402c.html

[bicentennial_baby]

1. At least Sniffa only writes on me when I'm awake...

:eyes:

[DS1]

2. Biting was her only defense

[Crabby Appleton]

3. I don't suppose he wrote "bite me" on her - that would be a

valid defense.

[crispini]

4. Honestly

What is WRONG with some people?

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. I bet they are of that class of the undifferentiated masses who shop at WalMart

and feed their children too much sugar, their faces stained with the gallons of WalMart-brand generic Kool-Aid they drain into their unwashed little faces, the stains on their shirts ready evidence of the fact that their mother washes their clothing every few days when she gets out of her Budweiser stupors and manages to find her way from one end of the trailer to the other, where the washing machine is, stopping in the kitchen for a couple hours to bitch with one of her undifferentiated girl friends about how little she's appreciated while they take down a couple packs of Newports and drink brandy from jelly jars.

[DS1]

6. They also send out thank you cards in Times New Roman

:P

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. Pffft - they probably print them with a dot matrix printer

and write the thank you as though the baby itself spoke it and they're just reporting it.