Name an evil so profound, illimitable, and cthonic you fear speaking of it because it might hear.

[Rabrrrrrr]

Go on - I dare you.

[matcom]

1. Hasselhoff

:scared:

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. Hasselhoff's hairy butt crack sweat

:scared:

[pagerbear]

9. I'm getting a picture...

...and it's not all that horrifying, so long as he doesn't sing. Is that so wrawwwwwng?

[pagerbear]

3. Aieeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Reverend_Smitty]

28. that was the first thing to spring to my mind as well

[deucemagnet]

37. ..

[graywarrior]

41. Add me to the Hasslehoff Puke Brigade.

[deucemagnet]

44. Now *that's* funny!

:rofl:

[taterguy]

4. Rabrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Come on, as if you didn't see that coming from a mile away

[matcom]

5. Celine Dion

:hide:

[pagerbear]

6. Again I say, Aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

[DS1]

7. NightTrain

*it took me three minutes to remember that name*

[Magrittes Pipe]

40. The "wine," or the adult-diaper-throwing miseldrist?

:shrug:

[datasuspect]

8. the TRUE designer of the mammoth car

yes, pops racer

he had in for speed all along. speed always thought he could win his father's favor by becoming an excellent racer, but pops never could let go of the pain caused by racer X leaving home.

speed will always remain in racer X's shadow, even when his dad is not trying to actively kill him.

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. LOL! The Mammoth Car - one of my favorite episodes! Just watched it a few months ago.

Speed Racer was my favorite show when I was a kid!

[datasuspect]

12. don't get me started on speed racer

i'd almost cry each time when they ran the closing credits. i never wanted an episode to end.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f98gh4c8Cgw

[kwassa]

10. Cheney the Impaler

now, did he rise up from his coffin?

[libodem]

33. I have to go with your choice

that is the most terrifying of all! Ahhhggg

[NewWaveChick1981]

13. Pauly Shore.

:scared:

[EFerrari]

15. Nobdy can top that unless we get into bookers.

:rofl:

[NewWaveChick1981]

17. ...

:spray: :rofl: :hi:

[NewJeffCT]

14. Y'ai'ng'ngah, Yog-Sothoth

H'EE-L'GEB
F'AI TRHODOG
UAAAAH

[Rhythm]

16. I'll see your Yog-Sothoth, and raise you...

Shub-Niggurath!!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shub-Niggurath

[Rabrrrrrr]

18. I raise you a Hastur, The Unspeakable

[NewJeffCT]

19. I see your Hastur & raise you a Nyarlathotep

A poster on another board used to have a sig line:

No Nyarlathotep, know peace; know Nyarlathotep, no peace.

[Rhythm]

20. Does he come complete with Byakhee in his playset?

OOOOOhhh... you said it.... you're gonna get it!!!
Is that the flapping of leathery wings i hear?

[Rabrrrrrr]

26. You mean this guy?

[Rhythm]

27. yeah... that beak is kinda scary, isn't it?!

:wow:

[Manifestor_of_Light]

36. Dennis Hastur, the former Speaker of the House and lardass.

[Yog Sothoth]

51. You rang?

[NewJeffCT]

60. welcome to DU

:scared:

[jobycom]

21. Do spouses count?

:shrug:

[nickgutierrez]

22. Chuck Norris. n/t

[Katina]

23. David Lee Roth

shudder!

[guitar man]

24. Olive Garden?

:shrug:

[myrna minx]

25. Lightening Bug is an affront to all things holy.

[Swede]

29. The King in Yellow.

Along the shore the cloud waves break,
The twin suns sink behind the lake,
The shadows lengthen
In Carcosa.
Strange is the night where black stars rise,
And strange moons circle through the skies,
But stranger still is
Lost Carcosa.
Songs that the Hyades shall sing,
Where flap the tatters of the King,
Must die unheard in
Dim Carcosa.
Song of my soul, my voice is dead,
Die thou, unsung, as tears unshed
Shall dry and die in
Lost Carcosa.
—"Cassilda's Song" in The King in Yellow Act 1, Scene 2

[Zuiderelle]

30. Candyman, Candyman, Candyman

[chemenger]

31. Ann Coulter

:scared:

[unsavedtrash]

32. Pennywise (pic)

[Adsos Letter]

34. That nails it!

I am now officially "disturbed"...

:scared:

[MistressOverdone]

35. Carrot Top?

[Evoman]

39. You made me do it.....

[myrna minx]

42. OK, what the *hell* is that?

:scared:

[MistressOverdone]

43. NOOOOOOO

Oh God. Oh God. My eyes.

Damn you EVOMAN!

[Rabrrrrrr]

45. Yeah, when you have all the comedic capacity of Joe Piscopo,

all you can do is work on your abs and hope to God you go down in history as relevant somehow.

Which of course he won't.

[Merrick]

38. Maroon 5

I had that horrible song of their's stuck in my head all morning. I think its called "Brain Herpes" or something.

[NoPasaran]

46. The iPhone

:scared:

[Dr. Strange]

47. Very quietly, please...

Horatio HooDoo

He scares me so.

[Bake]

48. O-A-S-I-S!!!!

It had to be said.

Bake

[EstimatedProphet]

49. Barney, the Purple Dinosaur

[GreenPartyVoter]

50. ** of course

[Tsiyu]

52. I...can't....say....the name

[Rabrrrrrr]

54. Holy shit! Is that a real Babs photo? That's scary as shit.

:scared:

[Initech]

53. Larry The Cable Guy

:scared:

[KamaAina]

55. (shhhhhh) Thomas Kinkade.

(cover your eyes)
(open them just a crack)

[Rabrrrrrr]

58. OMG! His shit is so awful, he can even make NYC look like a vapid, empty shithole.

[Dr. Strange]

59. On the other hand

I loved him as the manager of the Partridge Family.

Oh, wait, that was Reuben Kincaid. Sorry.

[Initech]

56. Ooh ooh, good one - Dr. Phil

What a fucking money whore. And he's completely hypocritical too.

[av8rdave]

57. Michael Bolton. Sorry, but the guy sounds like he's trying to extrude a gargantuan turd

It's painful to listen to him.

[Rabrrrrrr]

61. That's one of the truest things I've ever heard.

:rofl:

:applause: