Shopping for swimwear?

[trof]

Winter vacation in Cancun or the Bahamas?
Getting the jump on Summer?
Need to camouflage some of those little bulges?

TRY WHOLESOMEWEAR!

WholesomeWear's Slimming Swimmer
http://www.wholesomewear.com

[SmileyBoy]

1. Why is she wearing a gown to the beach???

Gimme the ol' fashioned Rio G-string look any day of the week. ;););)

[trof]

3. Because it's so "wholesome"

and non tempting.

[RC]

2. This is a joke, correct?

What do these people have for men? Or do they?

[trof]

5. I don't thiiiink so.

It was in today's SF Gate e-newsletter.
Mark Morford.

[arwalden]

4. Everything Old Is New Again

only this time we have flourescent colors!

-- Allen

[trof]

6. yeahbut, her...um..."limbs" are exposed.

Shocking!
If ya ask me.

[LuCifer]

7. well

I can never find anything that fits me right. Especially bikinis. Damnit, I can't fill the top part out unless I stuff it with tissues or socks.

[notadmblnd]

16. well then, you should do what I do...

swim nude. I just love scaring my neighbors in the summer. We've had a pool for a few years. Hot tub is arriving next Friday, guess what?
Their winter break is over.

[Lars39]

8. heh. Where the heck have you been surfin?!?

I think that sermon effected you more than you think! :silly:

[trof]

9. I'm TRYING to repent.

It's just so...so...so darned HARD!

[arwalden]

10. Will Swimwear Like This Make One More Bouyant? Or Heavier?

Will we suddenly see mass drownings of "wholesome" individuals who dare to venture into the deep end?

-- Allen

[Catshrink]

11. You'd appreciate wholesome swimwear

if you ever saw my fat ass in a "conventional" swimsuit.

[OffWithTheirHeads]

12. many Muslim women

Have been wearing this style for over 2,000 years.

[Lostmessage]

13. Is this an Amish owned company?

It could also be a Christian right company.

[trof]

14. That was my thought.

[trof]

15. googled a/c 503 & it's Portland, OR

No address on website.

[Lostmessage]

17. Why bother going to the beach

:puke:

[Lostmessage]

18. She is plain she has to be Amish

No makeup on and her :puke: swimdress doesn't have any buttons or sparkly do dads on it. :puke:

[greatauntoftriplets]

19. Who swims while wearing makeup?

:shrug:

[Lostmessage]

20. Lots of women

It depends on your age and how vein you are.

[Piperay]

21. How can you swim

in that, it seems like you would get entangled in the material and drown. :shrug: :-(

[TrogL]

22. Very similar to what is worn in Egypt

Women in full veils trying to swim.