has this been done? replace a word in any song with the word freeper....

[Gato Moteado]

i'll start:

greenday's american idiot = freeper idiot

ok....i know you can do better.....let's see some clever ones.

[ThatsMyBarack]

1. Broken Freeper Blues

:rofl:

[Gato Moteado]

2. jeepers, creepers, where'd ya get those freepers

nt

[GoddessOfGuinness]

3. The Hellbound Freeper

(The Hellbound Train)

A Texas cowboy lay down on a barroom floor,
Having drunk so much he could drink no more;
So he fell asleep with a troubled brain
To dream that he rode on a hell-bound train.

The engine with murderous blood was damp
And was brilliantly lit with a brimstone lamp;
An imp, for fuel, was shoveling bones,
While the furnace rang with a thousand groans.

The boiler was filled with lager beer
And the devil himself was the engineer;
The passengers were a most motly crew--
Church member, atheist, Gentile, and Jew,

Rich men in broadcloth, beggers in rags,
Handsome young ladies, and withered old hags,
Yellow and black men, red, brown, and white,
All chained together--O God, what a site!

While the train rushed on at an awful pace--
The sulphurous fumes scorched their hands and face;
Wider and wider the country grew,
As faster and faster the engine flew.

Louder and louder the thunder crashed
And brighter and brighter the lightning flashed;
Hotter and hotter the air became
Till the clothes were burned from each quivering frame.

And out of the distance there arose a yell,
"Ha, ha," said the devil, "we're nearing hell!"
Then oh, how the passengers all shrieked with pain
And begged the devil to stop the train.

But he capered about and danced for glee,
And laughed and joked at their misery.
"My faithful friends, you have done the work
And the devil never can a payday shirk.

"You've bullied the weak, you've robbed the poor,
The starving brother you've turned from the door;
You've laid up gold where the canker rust,
And have given free vent to your beastly lust.

"You've justice scorned, and corruption sown,
And trampled the laws of nature down.
You have drunk, rioted, cheated, plundered, and lied,
And mocked at God in your hell-born pride.

"You have paid full fair, so I'll carry you through,
For it's only right you should have your due.
Why, the laborer always expects his hire,
So I'll land you safe in the lake of fire,

"Where your flesh will waste in the flames that roar,
And my imps torment you forevermore."
Then the cowboy awoke with an anguished cry,
His clothes wet with sweat and his hair standing high

Then he prayed as he never had prayed till that hour
To be saved from his sin and the demon's power;
And his prayers and his vows were not in vain,
For he never road the hell-bound train.


--Unknown

[tandot]

4. I shot the Freeper...

I shot the Freeper, but I did not shoot the deputy.
I shot the Freeper, but I did not shoot the deputy.
All around in my home town
They're trying to track me down.
They say they want to bring me in guilty
For the killing of a deputy,
For the life of a deputy.
But I say:
I shot the Freeper, but I swear it was in self-defense.
I shot the Freeper, and they say it is a capital offense.
Freeper Rim Job always hated me;
For what I don't know.
Every time that I plant a seed
He said, "Kill it before it grows."
He said, "Kill it before it grows."
I say:
I shot the Freeper, but I swear it was in self-defense.
I shot the Freeper, but I swear it was in self-defense.
Freedom came my way one day
And I started out of town.
All of a sudden I see Freeper Rim Job
Aiming to shoot me down.
So I shot, I shot him down.
I say:
I shot the Freeper, but I did not shoot the deputy.
I shot the Freeper, but I did not shoot the deputy.
Reflexes got the better of me
And what is to be must be.
Every day the bucket goes to the well,
But one day the bottom will drop out,
Yes, one day the bottom will drop out.
But I say:
I shot the Freeper, but I did not shoot the deputy, oh no.
I shot the Freeper, but I did not shoot the deputy, oh no.

[Gato Moteado]

5. yeah!

nt

[Arugula Latte]

6. Waiting for the End of the Freeper by Elvis Costello

[Ptah]

7. (Don't Fear) The Freeper

All our times have come
Here but now they're gone
Seasons don't fear the freeper
Nor do the wind, the sun, or the rain (we can be like they are)
Come on baby (don't fear the freeper)
Baby take my hand (don't fear the freeper)
We'll be able to fly (don't fear the freeper)
Baby I'm your man
La-la-la-la-la-la-la la-la-la

[Gato Moteado]

8. of course!

great one

[EstimatedProphet]

9. Thick as a Freeper

[Gato Moteado]

10. dead freepers aren't much fun

from dead puppies aren't much fun

that's the best i got for now.

[Downtown Hound]

12. They're a lot more fun than the live ones. n/t

[Downtown Hound]

11. Master of Freepers

Come crawling faster...
Obey your master.

-Dubya

[struggle4progress]

13. It's all over now, baby freeper

[Courtesy Flush]

14. Daydream freeper

[Courtesy Flush]

15. Yes, we have no freepers

[Courtesy Flush]

16. I shot the freeper

[Courtesy Flush]

17. Billy don't be a freeper

[Courtesy Flush]

18. Send in the freepers

[Ptah]

19. Mama Don't let your babies grow up to be freepers

Mama don't let your babies grow up to be freepers
Don't let 'em pick guitars and drive them old trucks
Make 'em be doctors and lawyers and such
Mama don't let your babies grow up to be freepers
They'll never stay home and they're always alone
Even with someone they love

[Courtesy Flush]

20. 50 ways to leave your freeper

[Courtesy Flush]

21. Freeper in a bottle

[Courtesy Flush]

22. I'm Just a freeper (In A Rock and Roll Band)

[Joe Fields]

23. Freeperd...(skynyrd)

[philosophie_en_rose]

24. Ladies and Gentlemen of the GED class of 1999. I have one piece of advice for you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0Vv47myQts

No matter what a freeper tells you
There is no sex in the freeper room.

None.

Oh there’s freeper in the freeper room.
But you don’t want freeper.
You want sex.
And there is no sex in the freeper room.

...

Take off that silly ass hat!!!


:rofl:

[BlueIris]

25. You're So Freeper (You Probably Think This Song Is About You).

[blitzen]

26. Freeper Valley PTA

[TK421]

27. "Freeper on the run"